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  • Letter to George W. Bush

    Dear Mr. Bush:

    Any idea where all our helicopters are? It's Day 5 of Hurricane Katrina and thousands remain stranded in New Orleans and need to be airlifted. Where on earth could you have misplaced all our military choppers? Do you need help finding them? I once lost my car in a Sears parking lot. Man, was that a drag.

    Also, any idea where all our national guard soldiers are? We could really use them right now for the type of thing they signed up to do like helping with national disasters. How come they weren't there to begin with?

    Last Thursday I was in south Florida and sat outside while the eye of Hurricane Katrina passed over my head. It was only a Category 1 then but it was pretty nasty. Eleven people died and, as of today, there were still homes without power. That night the weatherman said this storm was on its way to New Orleans. That was Thursday! Did anybody tell you? I know you didn't want to interrupt your vacation and I know how you don't like to get bad news. Plus, you had fundraisers to go to and mothers of dead soldiers to ignore and smear. You sure showed her!

    I especially like how, the day after the hurricane, instead of flying to Louisiana, you flew to San Diego to party with your business peeps. Don't let people criticize you for this -- after all, the hurricane was over and what the heck could you do, put your finger in the dike?

    And don't listen to those who, in the coming days, will reveal how you specifically reduced the Army Corps of Engineers' budget for New Orleans this summer for the third year in a row. You just tell them that even if you hadn't cut the money to fix those levees, there weren't going to be any Army engineers to fix them anyway because you had a much more important construction job for them -- BUILDING DEMOCRACY IN IRAQ!

    On Day 3, when you finally left your vacation home, I have to say I was moved by how you had your Air Force One pilot descend from the clouds as you flew over New Orleans so you could catch a quick look of the disaster. Hey, I know you couldn't stop and grab a bullhorn and stand on some rubble and act like a commander in chief. Been there done that.

    There will be those who will try to politicize this tragedy and try to use it against you. Just have your people keep pointing that out. Respond to nothing. Even those pesky scientists who predicted this would happen because the water in the Gulf of Mexico is getting hotter and hotter making a storm like this inevitable. Ignore them and all their global warming Chicken Littles. There is nothing unusual about a hurricane that was so wide it would be like having one F-4 tornado that stretched from New York to Cleveland.

    No, Mr. Bush, you just stay the course. It's not your fault that 30 percent of New Orleans lives in poverty or that tens of thousands had no transportation to get out of town. C'mon, they're black! I mean, it's not like this happened to Kennebunkport. Can you imagine leaving white people on their roofs for five days? Don't make me laugh! Race has nothing -- NOTHING -- to do with this!

    You hang in there, Mr. Bush. Just try to find a few of our Army helicopters and send them there. Pretend the people of New Orleans and the Gulf Coast are near Tikrit.

    Yours,

    Michael Moore

    P.S. That annoying mother, Cindy Sheehan, is no longer at your ranch. She and dozens of other relatives of the Iraqi War dead are now driving across the country, stopping in many cities along the way. Maybe you can catch up with them before they get to DC on September 21st.

    [Filed into the Ownage Encyclopedia Volume 27]

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    Add 3,000 post to my stats Kain has been posting here since early 2003.

  • #2
    whered you find this?

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    • #3
      september 21st?
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      • #4
        wow this is just what we need, MICHAEL MOORE. uhhhhhhhhh
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        • #5
          Originally posted by TheMan
          september 21st?
          Cindy Sheehan is arriving at the White House then, I guess from Crawford, TX...

          - jessejames
          http://www.michaelmoore.com/



          Kanye West and Michael Moore 2008

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          Add 3,000 post to my stats Kain has been posting here since early 2003.

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          • #6
            where did that come from? lol

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            • #7
              this guy is a traitor to america and should be hung. Here's basically a summary of this letter.

              "Damn you Mr. Bush,

              Im a fat slob who does nothing but bitch and moan. Why didnt you fly down as the Hurrican was happening and jump into the fast flowing water. Mr Bush why didnt you pull all of are troops out of Iraq months ago and stop them from helping the Iraqi people find democracy so you could rush all of them to The south so they could shoot the Hurrican before it hit. Why didnt you pull all the funding from every orginization we have to fix the leaves that we didnt know were broken? Dam you Mr. Bush I am so mad i dropped my Doritos on the ground oh well ill pick them up. hey half a cheese steak.

              signed Michale Moron"
              Steelers+Penguins+Panthers=Pittsburgh
              HAIL TO PITT

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              • #8
                I doubt Michael Moore would say "peeps."
                These are the days of anyone being blonde, the days of mind convincing, a time of gold and uncertainty, noise and expensive genetic victory.
                The information age and all its molecular pimping.

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                • #9
                  Its actually written by him.

                  http://www.michaelmoore.com/

                  Look to the right....

                  aMuse'd



                  You have to understand...
                  Everything I did, I did for the island.

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                  • #10
                    haha - i think this is funny as hell. It took him way to long to respond to this and lots of people died as a result. Can't wait for his time to be up as pres - he is a classic example of serving as a horrible warning vs setting a good example.
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                    • #11
                      Ah that was good.. I thought u wrote it before I got to the end lol..

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                      • #12
                        "It is the mark of an educated mind to be able to entertain a thought without accepting it." -- Aristotle

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                        • #13
                          intelligence n sarcasm

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                          • #14
                            i think it's funny how you lot believe all the bullshit that fat fuck say's

                            if some one say's it on tv it must be true?

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                            • #15
                              I came into this thread thinking you'd written a letter to George Bush and i was gonna respond by saying "what d'you expect? you think the president is gonna read this?" but now my dream is ruined
                              Turn up the system!

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