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  • favourite punchlines or rhymes ever

    "christ him self said im nice as hell "-copywrite
    "try to relax kid im your daddy thats proof i can produce some wack shit "-jakki
    "my dicks a compilation ,your whole cliques on it "-C-Rayz Walz , r it cud be breez evaflowin , im not positiive
    "cruisn thought the ghetto pumpin ice ice baby think i give a fuck its better than the shit i heard lately"-jzone
    "got so many rhymes i need to jot em down on helicoptor pads "-huggy bear
    "in this rap game im nobody , why ? , cuz nobodys perfect!"-rise
    "kill an unborn baby and u still cudnt de-fetus (defeat us )-celph titled
    "im so ahead of my time whei talk theirs a 7 second delay "-wordsworth
    " i got these mcs mentally stressed , like a teenage girl takin a pregnacy test " apathy
    "punchline gets gs , i leave mcs shook like parkinsons disease "-punchline

    ill add more later when i think of some

  • #2
    Eminem has most of my favorite punchlines, or should I say "had". During "The Slim Shady LP" era, damn near every line he spit was some hot shit. On "Devil's Night" and "Marshall Mathers LP", you have to search for them.

    Here's one of my Em favs...
    "I'm straight vicious, I'll hit you with plates and dishes, leave you with eight stitches, what I'm gay cause I hate bitches?!"
    -from "Crazy" (with The Mad Rapper)-

    www.marcellee.com

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    • #3
      yeah, my fav. line is "Im not a player just a ill rhyme sayer, that'll spray aerosolcan upon the ozon layer" from Role Model, and a lot more from the sslp.I also like the line"Yo my trigga got the flu and this gat might cough" from Proof(Pistol Pistol)

      btw. it's Stir Crazy, from Em and The MadD Rapper
      DertyHarry.CJB.Net

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      • #4
        MY fav line:

        Hmm not let me see, i dunno why but my fav line comes from my favorite rapper...Method Man, its from the song Symphony 2000 wit EPMD. He big ups the Wu in this verse:
        "Jon Jon Phenomenon/ In Japan they call me Ichibun/ Wu Tang Clan Number 1!"

        Dunno why, that is jus one of my fav lines from Mr.Meth.
        F.Y.I: Ichibun is Japanese for the greatest, i learned that from listenin to that song and gettin my ass whooped by E.Honda in Street Fighter Alpha 3! thought id let ya'll know!

        HOLLA!

        Kuffs
        Reppin tha K.I.D.s
        [Kriminalz In Disguize]

        Bobby_Kuffs aka Konvict
        Supa_Nova aka Mumbles
        Oldskool aka Anonymous Phophet
        KW_Gaskinz aka Scooter

        *Holla!*
        *Dont Blow My Buzz*
        *Bring Our Boys*

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        • #5
          i like when snoop says
          "i just wanna put my dick on ur shoulder so you can put it on ur mind" it goes on and on but it is funny!
          TIFFANI L. FALLEN
          A.K.A. D12 CHICK

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          • #6
            Chino XL: "Your careers like Geore Burns/I Can't believ you aint Dead Yet"

            Bizzare: "Lord have mercy for any Rapper that shows up/First it was Oklahoma, now it's your house I'm Blowin Up"

            Fatal of the Outlawz: "Military Comradre, Outlaw till they body me/ Havoc I gott have it, Steady Blastin at Prodigy/ Mobb 6 feet Deep"

            Eminem: "Dont Blame me when li' Eric Jumps off the Terrace/You shoulda been watchin/Parently your Bad Parents"

            Xzibit: " I dont really give a fuck about what set you claim/ Xzibit'll Fuck up youre life like Crack Cocaine"

            Royce 5'9" : My *****z all Killers from the bottom str8 to the top/ Ride with me whether they no the Destination or not"

            Cage: "Cut my wrist,walked past some Crips bleeding Red/ With hopes that I'd get shot in the Fuckin Head"

            Jadakiss: "***** we made/ Kill more Faggots than Aids"


            I coud go on forever, but just off the top those are Dope Lines. Shows ya what I been Jammin to all day

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            • #7
              got some more

              Proof==>Put a brain up in your anus and you still couldn't think of shit

              Proof==>Rippin' of your ears won't make you deaf enough
              DertyHarry.CJB.Net

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              • #8
                "You can kill yourself now
                because your dead in my mind"
                Marilyn Manson "Man That You Fear

                "You couldn't make your fan's
                throw up their hands
                if they swallowed their fingers"
                Eminem "313"
                You Can Kill Yourself Now
                Because Your Dead In My Mind

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                • #9
                  "are you afraid of a blade, made of a razor wit AIDS blood drippin from it, rippin yo stomach up from the waist up" - eminem

                  "i see the light at the end, but everytime i take a step in, it dims. tell me is this hell we're living in? if so heaven's gotta be better but if we're hell bound, whatever, let's go down" - masta ace & eminem
                  ------------------------------------
                  "He Who Makes a Beast Out of Himself, Gets Rid of the Pain of Being a Man."
                  ------------------------------------

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                  • #10
                    "Man we got poultry, we way past beef// why I call you man? I just heard you queef" - The Slick Jesus

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                    • #11
                      "Fuck ICP buy my CD"
                      Eminem "Hip Hop Anthem"
                      Last edited by SATAN; 07-23-2001, 03:34 AM.
                      You Can Kill Yourself Now
                      Because Your Dead In My Mind

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by SATAN
                        "Fuck ICP buy my CD"
                        Eminem "Hip Hop Anthem
                        not sure, but I thought that song was called : Till Hell Freezes over"

                        no beefin, jus correctin

                        peace
                        DertyHarry.CJB.Net

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                        • #13
                          It probobly is called "Till Hell Freezes Over"
                          but you know how they always change the names around on napster thats how it got fucked up
                          there like 5 different names for some songs on there
                          You Can Kill Yourself Now
                          Because Your Dead In My Mind

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                          • #14
                            "you don't know enough math to count the mics that i've ripped"-jeru
                            "antichrist hangs towns like banners/flee your region/grab your bitch and run like hiv lesions"-cage

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                            • #15
                              best two i ever heard where in "bad meets evil", on sslp...

                              eminem-"I don't speak, I float in the air wrapped in a sheet
                              I'm not a real person, I'm a ghost trapped in a beat
                              I translate when my voice is read through a sismograph
                              And a noise is bred, picked up and transmitted through Royce's head (AAHHH)
                              Trapped him in his room, possessed him and hoist his bed
                              Till the evilness flows through his blood like poisonous lead
                              Told him each one of his boys is dead
                              I asked him to come to the dark side, he made a choice and said"
                              (even though its a whole verse, mad multiples and raw lyrics....

                              royce-"Who hard? yo I done heard worse
                              We can get in two cars and accelerate at each other
                              To see which one'll swerve first"(shit thats raw)

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