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Stay away from me you sick fucks.
You Fucking WHORE!
[Scene: Robot Arms Apartments Corridor. The doorbell rings and Fry answers it. Morgan is there.]
Fry: Morgan? It's 3am.
[Cut to: Fry's and Bender's Lounge.]
Morgan: I know. A skunk knocked over my garbage and suddenly all I could think of was you. [She looks around the messy apartment.] My God! It's so ... repulsive. [She looks at something covered with a sheet and food.] So, uh, this is where you eat?
Fry: Eat and sleep.
[He pulls the sheet away.]
Morgan: Oh, Fry!
[She kisses him and pushes him onto the bed.]
Fry: Uh, wait, Bender's my roommate. He could be back any second.
Morgan: Not likely. I ordered him to flush out the Professor's ear wax.
[She takes off her glasses, pulls her hair out of the bun and starts unbuttoning her suit.]
[Cut to: Robot Arms Apartments Corridor. Bender approaches his apartment holding something and walks in.]
[Cut to: Fry's and Bender's Lounge.]
Bender: Hey, Fry, I made you a candle with-- [He gasps.] What the--? [He zooms in. Morgan is in bed with Fry. She holds the sheets up around her. Fry pulls the sheets up around him.] Oh, now I see! Now I get it. Now the pieces are falling into place: The office, the promotion, that dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions. [Morgan runs out with the sheets wrapped around her.] It's all coming together now!
[Scene: Outside Robot Arms Apartments. Morgan is driven away in a taxi.]
Bender: I must say, this opens my eyes. Another case closed, my dear Watson.
Fry: (shouting) Morgan, come back! He's stuck in a loop.
Bender: For I was blind but now I see!
[Scene: Outside Planet Express.]
Bender: (from inside) The cat's out of the bag now!
[Cut to: Planet Express: Fry's Office. Bender leans back on a chair with a cigar in his mouth.]
Morgan: Mr. Bender, about last night: That was just a ... a misunderstanding.
Bender: Oh, you didn't understand? Well let me explain. You ... [He points at Fry.] ... were having sex with you.
[He points at Morgan.]
Morgan: No. You see, a bureaucrat of my rank isn't supposed to fraternise.
Bender: That's what makes it so juicy. It's the forbidden fruit angle everybody loves. First I'll say "You'll never guess who saw Fry and Morgan doing it," and they'll say "Who, Bender? Who?" and I'll say "It was lovable ... [His voice begins to slow down.] ... old Bender."
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We're through.
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[Scene: Robot Arms Apartments Corridor. The doorbell rings and Fry answers it. Morgan is there.]
Fry: Morgan? It's 3am.
[Cut to: Fry's and Bender's Lounge.]
Morgan: I know. A skunk knocked over my garbage and suddenly all I could think of was you. [She looks around the messy apartment.] My God! It's so ... repulsive. [She looks at something covered with a sheet and food.] So, uh, this is where you eat?
Fry: Eat and sleep.
[He pulls the sheet away.]
Morgan: Oh, Fry!
[She kisses him and pushes him onto the bed.]
Fry: Uh, wait, Bender's my roommate. He could be back any second.
Morgan: Not likely. I ordered him to flush out the Professor's ear wax.
[She takes off her glasses, pulls her hair out of the bun and starts unbuttoning her suit.]
[Cut to: Robot Arms Apartments Corridor. Bender approaches his apartment holding something and walks in.]
[Cut to: Fry's and Bender's Lounge.]
Bender: Hey, Fry, I made you a candle with-- [He gasps.] What the--? [He zooms in. Morgan is in bed with Fry. She holds the sheets up around her. Fry pulls the sheets up around him.] Oh, now I see! Now I get it. Now the pieces are falling into place: The office, the promotion, that dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions. [Morgan runs out with the sheets wrapped around her.] It's all coming together now!
[Scene: Outside Robot Arms Apartments. Morgan is driven away in a taxi.]
Bender: I must say, this opens my eyes. Another case closed, my dear Watson.
Fry: (shouting) Morgan, come back! He's stuck in a loop.
Bender: For I was blind but now I see!
[Scene: Outside Planet Express.]
Bender: (from inside) The cat's out of the bag now!
[Cut to: Planet Express: Fry's Office. Bender leans back on a chair with a cigar in his mouth.]
Morgan: Mr. Bender, about last night: That was just a ... a misunderstanding.
Bender: Oh, you didn't understand? Well let me explain. You ... [He points at Fry.] ... were having sex with you.
[He points at Morgan.]
Morgan: No. You see, a bureaucrat of my rank isn't supposed to fraternise.
Bender: That's what makes it so juicy. It's the forbidden fruit angle everybody loves. First I'll say "You'll never guess who saw Fry and Morgan doing it," and they'll say "Who, Bender? Who?" and I'll say "It was lovable ... [His voice begins to slow down.] ... old Bender."
http://www.geocities.com/theneutralp...n2/2ACV11.html
We're through.
She's always there for me, when times are bad, but whenever she's around, times are bad! 
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