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  • #16
    Stay away from me you sick fucks.

    Originally posted by Amarett View Post
    Me too.. like day 3 .. sex helps.
    You Fucking WHORE!

    [Scene: Robot Arms Apartments Corridor. The doorbell rings and Fry answers it. Morgan is there.]

    Fry: Morgan? It's 3am.

    [Cut to: Fry's and Bender's Lounge.]

    Morgan: I know. A skunk knocked over my garbage and suddenly all I could think of was you. [She looks around the messy apartment.] My God! It's so ... repulsive. [She looks at something covered with a sheet and food.] So, uh, this is where you eat?

    Fry: Eat and sleep.

    [He pulls the sheet away.]

    Morgan: Oh, Fry!

    [She kisses him and pushes him onto the bed.]

    Fry: Uh, wait, Bender's my roommate. He could be back any second.

    Morgan: Not likely. I ordered him to flush out the Professor's ear wax.

    [She takes off her glasses, pulls her hair out of the bun and starts unbuttoning her suit.]

    [Cut to: Robot Arms Apartments Corridor. Bender approaches his apartment holding something and walks in.]

    [Cut to: Fry's and Bender's Lounge.]

    Bender: Hey, Fry, I made you a candle with-- [He gasps.] What the--? [He zooms in. Morgan is in bed with Fry. She holds the sheets up around her. Fry pulls the sheets up around him.] Oh, now I see! Now I get it. Now the pieces are falling into place: The office, the promotion, that dwarf in my book club who steals my opinions. [Morgan runs out with the sheets wrapped around her.] It's all coming together now!

    [Scene: Outside Robot Arms Apartments. Morgan is driven away in a taxi.]

    Bender: I must say, this opens my eyes. Another case closed, my dear Watson.

    Fry: (shouting) Morgan, come back! He's stuck in a loop.

    Bender: For I was blind but now I see!

    [Scene: Outside Planet Express.]

    Bender: (from inside) The cat's out of the bag now!

    [Cut to: Planet Express: Fry's Office. Bender leans back on a chair with a cigar in his mouth.]

    Morgan: Mr. Bender, about last night: That was just a ... a misunderstanding.

    Bender: Oh, you didn't understand? Well let me explain. You ... [He points at Fry.] ... were having sex with you.

    [He points at Morgan.]

    Morgan: No. You see, a bureaucrat of my rank isn't supposed to fraternise.

    Bender: That's what makes it so juicy. It's the forbidden fruit angle everybody loves. First I'll say "You'll never guess who saw Fry and Morgan doing it," and they'll say "Who, Bender? Who?" and I'll say "It was lovable ... [His voice begins to slow down.] ... old Bender."


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    Last edited by PeicyP; 02-09-2007, 01:58 PM.
    -PeicyP

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    • #17
      hahha .. you and futurama ..need to start watching this
      "Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before." - Poe

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      • #18
        i was sick last week and had just got over it and now i am sick again. my fuckin nose is running like a faucet.
        Originally posted by CWCooper810
        I can be called a "stan" or what not, I even have a backwards E tattooed on my back.

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        • #19
          Mine is too man, it sucks ass.
          The Movement!

          G-Peezy!!1!
          www.gp.org

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          • #20
            I got the flu too:\\ gah.. You know it sucks when you only have 4 channels on your tv and the funniest show on is a fucking priest talking shit about god in a church..
            I'mma put my dick in your ear, and FUCK what you heard!

            She's always there for me, when times are bad, but whenever she's around, times are bad!

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            • #21
              Ya it sucks... especially when you feel all exclusive being too ill to go to school and then it's snow day so everyone's off but you're too ill to play in the snow . sucks.
              January February March April May..

              I see you crying, but girl I can't stay

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              • #22
                wtf?!

                drama queens.

                Last time I had the flu, I was confined to my bed, buzzing hot and cold with constant headaches.

                I could not get to rapbasement to post about it. You clowns need to stop confusing a common cold with the flu...

                ..and get to school, bishes.
                "Get Busy Livin' or Get Busy Dyin'.. Thats God Damn Right"

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                • #23
                  I hope I dont get it...alot of ppl around here have gotten it.
                  Lol @ sex helps...i dont have the flu and i NEED to get laid.
                  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSW50mvUFKc
                  NEW Kimbo Slice v.s. a Bouncer

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Ian View Post
                    wtf?!
                    drama queens.
                    Last time I had the flu, I was confined to my bed, buzzing hot and cold with constant headaches.
                    I could not get to rapbasement to post about it. You clowns need to stop confusing a common cold with the flu...
                    ..and get to school, bishes.

                    Im getting over pneumonia..suck it up you pussy


                    Friend told me, in the newspaper it announced "flu coming in 2 weeks".. like its a coming attraction. Lol
                    "Deep into that darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing, doubting, dreaming dreams no mortal ever dared to dream before." - Poe

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by nitetrain8603 View Post
                      my voice sounds like the lead singer of The Fray.
                      lool. That sucks though, i had the flu around this time last year and it lasted for almost 5 days or so..it was such a bitch, i've never been so sick. Just don't do much, stay in bed, put in some or rent some good DVDs, play some video games, read.

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                      • #26
                        no one cares
                        has boobs.

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