how to pick up a church girl in less than half an hour (I NEED REAL PLAYAS IN HERE)

[dertyharryRIP]

yeah yeah, if you come in here to tell me that i ain't got no game or whatever then fuck you because i do, i'm here to ask for some serious advice. here's the deal: there's this bombshell girl in church where my friend goes (i ain't a christian myself) and i need to talk to this girl and tomorrow is my chance. i'm plannin on going down there myself and talk to her but i don't know how the fuck i'm gon pick up a girl like that in the half an hour i have from the sermon is finished to the socialising after is done. how do i get a church girl's number? i can't just get my usual game on with all these church dudes around me givin me the bad eye, and i need to impress this girl enough to get her number tomorrow. i might as well pose as a christian. how the hell do i do this? any advice is appreciated. and no asking her out to coffee seems friggin odd when i just met the girl and never been to her church before. i mean if i really hit it off with her then maybe, but i just wanna establish contact and i don't wanna seem desperate (which i am, but only for this girl). HELP ME OUT PLAYAS, I'D OWE YOU ONE!(T)

[FunkyD..Licious]

Just send a PM to MEADOWS KILLAS, he know's all the church questions (I)

[Rich B]

Just drop a xanax in her drink after the service .

[Ωmega]

Be confident but not cocky. Dont act like your gods gift, be a nice dude, but just have that hint of confidence to get her interested. Talk to her, ask her about her, and when its time to go let her know it was cool talking to her and get her number or email address or somethin

[dertyharryRIP]

Be confident but not cocky. Dont act like your gods gift, be a nice dude, but just have that hint of confidence to get her interested. Talk to her, ask her about her, and when its time to go let her know it was cool talking to her and get her number or email address or somethin

yeah man that's what i was planning on doing but how do i get her talking in the first place, i'm an outsider there and i just come walzin in i dont wanna seem like im intruding on her or singling her out

[Ωmega]

yeah man that's what i was planning on doing but how do i get her talking in the first place, i'm an outsider there and i just come walzin in i dont wanna seem like im intruding on her or singling her out

are you new to the church?

[Plan_B]

well for starters,dont be using any profanity around her,dress like a clean cut dude..before you talk to her try to secretly hear in a conversation shes having wit somebody and later on use that as to your advantage,dont come straight forwarding saying "can i get your number so we could fuck later" or anything like that,say something like "if its alright to get your number we can get together sometime" or whatever,be confident be smooth with whatever your saying/doing..have fun no pressure

or you forget all this and do what rich B said

[V4D3R]

quote Proverbs 5:19 to her then say you had a vision that it was talking about her and you

[dertyharryRIP]

are you new to the church?

i ain't even been there before i ain't a christian but i need this girl she is the coolest ever
and i don't wanna scare her off by comin in there and just walkin up to her, it's gotta happen in a natural way and thats what i need advice on

[S.T.A.]

quote Proverbs 5:19 to her then say you had a vision that it was talking about her and you

In case you want to do this, here is the passage:

Let her be as the loving hind and pleasant roe; let her breasts satisfy thee at all times; and be thou ravished always with her love.

[Ωmega]

i ain't even been there before i ain't a christian but i need this girl she is the coolest ever
and i don't wanna scare her off by comin in there and just walkin up to her, it's gotta happen in a natural way and thats what i need advice on

OK, walk up to her act, act shyish at the start and just be like .. hey .. im new here, etc. start off actin a little bit nervous/ outta place, then when you get talkin to her be more relaxed and yourself and give off a bit of confidence but like i said not too much to put her off. and finish of by sayin she seems cool or w/e and gettin her number.

[dertyharryRIP]

OK, walk up to her act, act shyish at the start and just be like .. hey .. im new here, etc. start off actin a little bit nervous/ outta place, then when you get talkin to her be more relaxed and yourself and give off a bit of confidence but like i said not too much to put her off. and finish of by sayin she seems cool or w/e and gettin her number.

yeah man, the finish i got on lock, i always tell a girl she seems cool and that it would be fun to talk again later, but it's the start i'm more nervous about. this is a holy girl lol (hopefully i won't have to marry her). i know i gotta ask her about herself and all that junk, i always do and it works, but if i ask her for her number after just a short conversation, how do i make that not seem desperate? since this is no club, it's friggin CHURCH lol
not my usual environment
thx for the advice though, i appreciate it

[Rich B]

I think this guy is really a virgin and he's trying to make it with the high school slut.

[dertyharryRIP]

I think this guy is really a virgin and he's trying to make it with the high school slut.

yeah thats it
move on
not lookin for anything from you
be safe!

[S.T.A.]

how do i make that not seem desperate? since this is no club, it's friggin CHURCH lol
not my usual environment
thx for the advice though, i appreciate it

Tell her you want to have a Bible Study some night.