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  • Mike Tyson's greatest moments LMFAO!!

    http://thatvideosite.com/video/3957

    this videos got mad quotables
    RIP Proof
    End Of An Era

  • #2
    ill fuck you till you love me faggot

    lol
    hes most hated most def, but hes most def one of the most def wit exception of Mos Def, correction hes most def one of the most with depth, but most slept, cause he prolly went over most heads"

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    • #3
      歐陽靖

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      • #4
        Mike: I'LL EAT YOUR ASSHOLE ALIVE BITCH!!!#@

        ----------------------------------------------------------------------

        Interviewer: Mike, why do you have to talk like that?

        Mike: I'm talkin to you however I wanna talk to you, you
        have a problem? turn off your station.

        Interviewer: You know what, I think we'll end the
        discussion now.

        Mike: Yea we could, shiiit

        Interviewer: You got it! ...have a nice fight, Mike

        Mike: Fuck Off.
        ...?

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        • #5
          Originally posted by JeS View Post
          Mike: I'LL EAT YOUR ASSHOLE ALIVE BITCH!!!#@
          ----------------------------------------------------------------------
          Interviewer: Mike, why do you have to talk like that?
          Mike: I'm talkin to you however I wanna talk to you, you
          have a problem? turn off your station.
          Interviewer: You know what, I think we'll end the
          discussion now.
          Mike: Yea we could, shiiit
          Interviewer: You got it! ...have a nice fight, Mike
          Mike: Fuck Off.
          ROFL

          Tyson crazy as a mu fucka
          Originally posted by CWCooper810
          I can be called a "stan" or what not, I even have a backwards E tattooed on my back.

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          • #6
            Some of these are hilarious:

            Mike Tyson Quotes

            On Lennox Lewis:

            "Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

            "My main objective is to be professional but to kill him."

            "I want to rip out his heart and feed it to him [Lennox Lewis]. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children."


            On Evander Holyfield:

            "I felt Holyfield was using his head illegally. I told the referee I wasn't getting any help, so I went back to the streets. I cannot defend it, but it happened."


            On His Wife:

            "I paid a worker at New York's zoo to re-open it just for me and Robin. When we got to the gorilla cage there was 1 big silverback gorilla there just bullying all the other gorillas. They were so powerful but their eyes were like an innocent infant. I offered the attendant $10,000 to open the cage and let me smash that silverback's snotbox! He declined."


            On His Childhood:

            "One morning I woke up and found my favorite pigeon, Julius, had died I was devastated and was gonna use his crate as my stickball bat to honor him. I left the crate on my stoop and went in to get something and I returned to see the sanitation man put the crate into the crusher. I rushed him and caught him flush on the temple with a titanic right hand he was out cold, convulsing on the floor like a infantile retard."


            On Boxing:

            "I try to catch him right on the tip of the nose, because I try to push the bone into the brain."

            "My power is discombobulatingly devastating I could feel his muscle tissues collapse under my force. It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."


            On the Media:

            [To a female reporter] "It's no doubt I am going to win this fight and I feel confident about winning this fight. I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore... Unless you want to, you know."


            On Religion:


            "All praise is to Allah, I'll fight any man, any animal, if Jesus were here I'd fight him too."



            Miscellaneous Quotes:

            "I really dig Hannibal. Hannibal had real guts. He rode elephants into Cartilage."

            "I guess I'm gonna fade into Bolivian."

            "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

            "I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your f**king ass."

            "I just want to conquer people and their souls."
            LMFAO @ The ones in bold hahahaha. Tyson is the epitome of fucking gangster.

            But really though, Tyson is such a misunderstood individual. I think he has serious emotional issues, and these three quotes below, to me, show how much of a real person he is:

            Mike, on his mother who died in 1982: "I never saw my mother happy with me and proud of me for doing something: She only knew me as being a wild kid running the streets, coming home with new clothes that she knew I didn't pay for. I never got a chance to talk to her or know about her. Professionally, it has no effect, but it's crushing emotionally and personally."

            “I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain.”

            "I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ... Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?"





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            • #7
              daaaaam if that's his greatest moments imagine his worst hahaha

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              • #8
                Mike Is The Fuckin Man
                "SO UNDERGROUND I WRITE MY RHYMES ON FOSSILS "

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                • #9
                  missunderstood... i feel for him
                  New old song of mine Dedicated
                  Dedicated

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                  • #10
                    Soul_Seek.. glad yo posted those last few quotes.. I personally think Tyson is a disgrace to human beings and African Americans.. But I do know he went through some crazy shit as a kid... He's from right around here where I live too..

                    Upstate New York.. he has houses around here.
                    .
                    www.CentralDigit.com
                    I rap gooder than I speak. ^There's the website.

                    My other aliases:
                    OnTheShelf
                    =TWIB=
                    justp1ayin
                    The Man

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                    • #11
                      i wouldnt say its from going through crazy shit as a kid ...more like the drugs he bought with his money after his success ....thats why hes so fucking psychotic.
                      RIP Proof
                      End Of An Era

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                      • #12
                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50hIk46kMNM
                        www.bigroncoleman.com

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                        • #13
                          What Dmx Song Is Tht? Sick!
                          www.bigroncoleman.com

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                          • #14
                            This was posted couple months back, it's good shit

                            ill fuck you till you love me faggot
                            http://musicdigglet.blogspot.com/

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                            • #15
                              What Song!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Is Ittttt
                              www.bigroncoleman.com

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