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  • Things to do in an elevator

    ∑ When there's only 1 other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you
    ∑ Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
    ∑ Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones
    ∑ Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile and ask if they know what floor your on
    ∑ Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi, Greg. Howís your day been?"
    ∑ Drop a pen and wait until some1 goes to pick it up, then scream, "Thatís mine!"
    ∑ Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
    ∑ Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on, ask if they can hear ticking
    ∑ When the doors close announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist
    ∑ Call out, "Group Hug!" and enforce it
    ∑ Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut up"
    ∑ Crack open your purses, and peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
    ∑ Stand silently + motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
    ∑ Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly
    ∑ Listen to the elevator walls
    ∑ Make explosion noises whenever anyone presses a button
    ∑ Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on"
    My slick accapella sounds clever with the beats
    Boy I'm the deepest thing since potholes to ever hit the streets

  • #2
    how old are you ?
    ...

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    • #3
      Not one of those was funny.
      Originally posted by IloveEminem6969
      groupie? ..how am i a groupie?
      - Hahahaha, Classic!

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      • #4
        I prefer just standing and waiting for my floor to come.

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        • #5
          wtf...i had expected things like havin sex in the elevator etc...but instead it is jus lame and pathetic stuff

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          • #6
            ∑ Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator

            lol...the rest were bleh.

            you forgot the best one: jizz on all the buttons.
            Iím here, Iím present, Iím suffering





            @gracihas

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            • #7
              It's okay, TwitchBoi. I found them funny.

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              • #8
                I found them funny toooo. These people don't have the same rich style of humor as us -.- don't worry.
                -PeicyP

                "Shit wherever I want, can't deal with constipation." -WIZ

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                • #9
                  fart and blame it on somebody else > *

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                  • #10
                    this thread flopped
                    The Big 4
                    http://youtu.be/NMMUh37BWEE The Truth
                    http://youtu.be/PT_j38VUAuE Rondo
                    http://youtu.be/yhTKSdWRC0I KG
                    http://youtu.be/3VhwzKGkvjg Ray

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                    • #11
                      I also found them funny.
                      Probs to ~Da-GhEtTo- for the avatar

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                      • #12
                        stop hating on people geez, yall some boring mothefuckers

                        just becuz he aint your e-friend doesnt mean its not funny

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                        • #13
                          Must have to have some stupid British sense of humor to think it's funny.
                          Boston Celtics
                          New England Patriots
                          Boston Red Sox

                          Hi haters.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Leyla View Post
                            wtf...i had expected things like havin sex in the elevator
                            oh, you would.

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                            • #15
                              i actually found them funny...
                              Hook (arguingsm

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