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· When there's only 1 other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you
· Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
· Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones
· Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile and ask if they know what floor your on
· Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi, Greg. How’s your day been?"
· Drop a pen and wait until some1 goes to pick it up, then scream, "That’s mine!"
· Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
· Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on, ask if they can hear ticking
· When the doors close announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist
· Call out, "Group Hug!" and enforce it
· Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut up"
· Crack open your purses, and peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
· Stand silently + motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
· Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly
· Listen to the elevator walls
· Make explosion noises whenever anyone presses a button
· Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on"
· Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers
· Ask if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones
· Call the Psychic Hotline from your mobile and ask if they know what floor your on
· Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi, Greg. How’s your day been?"
· Drop a pen and wait until some1 goes to pick it up, then scream, "That’s mine!"
· Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator
· Leave a box in the corner and when someone gets on, ask if they can hear ticking
· When the doors close announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" Swat at flies that don't exist
· Call out, "Group Hug!" and enforce it
· Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you just shut up"
· Crack open your purses, and peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
· Stand silently + motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off
· Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly
· Listen to the elevator walls
· Make explosion noises whenever anyone presses a button
· Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, then announce, "I have new socks on"
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