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    Only in Britain... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

    Only in Britain... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

    Only in Britain... do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a DIET coke.

    Only in Britain... do banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters.

    Only in Britain... do we leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage.

    Only in Britain... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

    Only in Britain... are there disabled parking places in front of a skating ring.


    NOT TO MENTION...
    3 Brits die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their tongue.

    142 Brits were injured in 1999 by not removing all pins from new shirts.

    58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers.

    31 Brits have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree while the fairy lights were plugged in.

    19 Brits have died in the last 3 years believing that Christmas decorations were chocolate.

    British Hospitals reported 4 broken arms last year after ******* pulling accidents.

    101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet.

    18 Brits had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a lit cigarette in their mouth.

    A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

    5 Brits were injured last year in accidents involving out of control Scalextric cars.

    And finally.........
    In 2000 eight Brits cracked their skull whilst throwing up into the Toilet
    My slick accapella sounds clever with the beats
    Boy I'm the deepest thing since potholes to ever hit the streets

  • #2
    Lol, Ive seen ones similar to that but as Only In America
    ''Hip means to know, its a form of intelligence,
    To be Hip is to be update and relevant, Hop is a form of movement
    You can't just observe a Hop you gotta Hop up and do it.''

    Hip Hop Lives

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    • #3
      Yeah, it's not so funny when we're being made fun of.
      January February March April May..

      I see you crying, but girl I can't stay

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      • #4
        "58 Brits are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of screwdrivers."

        LOL. I do that when I can't be assed to get the toolbox from the shed.
        Originally posted by IloveEminem6969
        groupie? ..how am i a groupie?
        - Hahahaha, Classic!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by devil_may_care View Post
          Yeah, it's not so funny when we're being made fun of.
          a vital neccesaty in life is been able to laugh at yourself m8
          My slick accapella sounds clever with the beats
          Boy I'm the deepest thing since potholes to ever hit the streets

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          • #6
            lol
            ^This poster was winning before Charlie Sheen.

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            • #7
              Only in Britain... do dentists use jackhammers as dental instruments.
              RIP Proof
              End Of An Era

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              • #8
                ha, nice thread.
                the top ones can be applied to america as well
                "Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing"
                "A man with nothing, ain't got nothing to lose"
                2011-2012 Detroit Lions = Playoffs
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                • #9
                  Originally posted by TwitchBoi
                  A massive 543 Brits were admitted to A&E in the last two years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.
                  Lol, I always do that shit..

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