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  • If Jesus Had Facebook, would you poke him?

    I would.
    30
    Yeh.
    53.33%
    16
    Nah.
    46.67%
    14
    ima do me.

  • #2
    Hahahaaha great thread. I dont believe in religion, but yeah I would

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    • #3
      id steal his wall virginity
      Real homies help ya get through,
      And coming new, he'd do the same thing if he could
      Cause in the hood true homies make you feel good

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      • #4
        Jesus is the man. I wouldn't poke him but I would be like "whats up brotha!"

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        • #5
          I'd deny his friend request.

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          • #6
            what's wrong with sending jesus a poke on facebook?
            sh sh sh sh suga honey iced tea

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            • #7
              id buy him a drink
              Originally posted by Tanner
              at least youre not hungover and have to sneak out a fat 30 yr old white bitch who you were banging in your parents house last night.

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              • #8
                I'd ask him how his cross training was going
                Your Beef Less Meat Like Subway Sandwiches-Redman

                ...im fucking puffin that hershey, im the only ***** that goes to NYC to look at the skyline of Jersey- Wiley

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                • #9
                  Id tag him in pictures where he is placing a bet on how many times he can cheat on his girlfriend then kill her.


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                  • #10
                    he already has a facebook page, but i wouldnt poke him......no one fucks with the jesus!

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                    • #11
                      Poking someone screams out "I want to have sex with you", I wouldn't poke Jesus.

                      He pokes her, she pokes him, they poke each other back and forth.

                      Cut the shit already, I want it, you want it, we're not fooling anyone...

                      let's just have sex.

                      Seriously. People don't understand why "poking" exists on facebook. It's pretty clear that it's facebook's classy way of flirting, none of this "I was just thinking about you" bullshit. You want to have sex, so you poked me. End of story.

                      Be realistic, how often are you poked by a member of the same sex? If a member of the same sex pokes you, chances are they're gay. And if they're not gay, and you two are "just great friends"...

                      Everyone else thinks you guys are gay. Not that there's anything wrong with that, of course.
                      http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2223261784

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                      • #12
                        whats a poke????

                        i dont have a facebook account
                        歐陽靖

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by Plan_B View Post
                          whats a poke????

                          i dont have a facebook account
                          the finger poke of doom, where you poke somebody and there computer dies and never works again

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by em's addicted View Post
                            Poking someone screams out "I want to have sex with you", I wouldn't poke Jesus.



                            http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=2223261784
                            lmao. Never thought of it that way.

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                            • #15
                              NO but would send him the "The Mob Wars" application to see his score.
                              I'm an angel.. Honest
                              The horns are just there to keep the halo straight

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