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  • 2 minute brownies

    Yeah that's motherfucking right, 2 minute brownies. You chocolate fetishists want some delicious, moist, chocolatey cooked dough in 2 minutes? You fucking got it. You just better have the motherfucking ingredients you chocolate boy bitch.

    Alright, grab a motherfucking mug or something of the like, just as long as it has a nice fucking shape like a mug (yeah look at that handle booty, smack that shit). Now go fucking find a tablespoon measure. Yeah that's right, a motherfucking table spoon measure. And don't just use a fucking tablespoon, get an actual tablespoon measure you worthless piece of shit.

    Find some motherfucking flour. Yeah that white shit you mix with your cocaine to make it look like you have more so you can sell it to rich ****** kids for 8x the original price. Put FOUR MOTHERFUCKING TABLESPOONS OF THAT SHIT IN THE GOD DAMN MUG. Yeah. Put too much in there? NEXT TIME USE A FUCKING KNIFE TO FLATTEN THE MOUND!

    Now go get some fucking sugar you fat hunk of shit, I know you've got a secret stash somewhere. Put 4 MOTHER FUCKING TABLE SPOONS OF THAT SHIT IN THE MUG. "4 FUCKING TABLE SPOONS?!?!" YOU SAY? WHO GIVES A SHIT, YOUR FOOTSTEPS ALREADY REGISTER AS A 3 ON THE RICHTER SCALE.

    FIND SOME GOD DAMNED COCOA POWDER! FUCK lT, YOU DON'T EVEN NEED COCOA POWDER! JUST SOME KIND OF MOTHERFUCKING CHOCOLATEY POWDER! BUT IF YOU DON'T USE COCOA POWDER YOUR BROWNIES WILL PROBABLY TURN INTO A PILE OF FLAMING SHIT, NOT THAT THINGS YOU NORMALLY COOK DON'T TURN INTO PILES OF FLAMING SHIT! PUT TWO FUCKING TABLE SPOONS OF THAT SHIT IN THE GOD DAMNED MUG YOU SHITMAGGOT!

    HERE'S THE FUCKING HARDEST PART: find some water. SHIT! YOU PROBABLY DON'T EVEN HAVE CLEAN WATER, YOU BACKWARDS HICKS! OH WELL, JUST GET THAT WATER FROM YOUR TOILET AND PUT TWO FUCKING TABLESPOONS OF THAT SHIT IN THE MUG! WHILE YOU'RE AT IT FIND SOME FUCKING OIL. NO NOT THAT SHIT YOU PUT IN YOUR CAR YOU RIGHT-WING SUV-DRIVING BIGOT! GET SOME FUCKING VEGETABLE OIL OR SOME SHIT! I wouldn't put olive oil in that shit because that's just fucking WEIRD. PUT 2 TABLESPOONS OF THAT SHIT IN THERE FUCKER.

    Mix the FUCK out of that shit. Make sure it's one BIG FAT COHESIVE, GOOPY BROWN MASS. Not unlike that shit that flew out of your ass last night after eating those chips dipped in grease you fat sack of shit.

    Put it in the microwave for ONE MINUTE and 30 MOTHERFUCKING SECONDS. WATCH THE SHIT! My microwave is different than yours because it probably cost 1000 dollars more and has 600 more encrusted jewels than yours. If you smell something weird fucking OPEN THE GOD DAMN MICROWAVE (but turn it off dumbass) and LOOK AT IT!

    When it's done you might want to dash some fucking milk on it to moisten it up and then spread some god damn nutella on it or some shit to make it more like a brownie. Fuck god damn this shit is good.

  • #2
    what the fuck is wrong with you

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    • #3
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pZF0iMCV7Vs

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      • #4
        lmfao i cracked up

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        • #5
          Originally posted by 7Eleven7 View Post
          what the fuck is wrong with you
          lmao!
          rb forever

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          • #6
            Ok i read it its fucking hilarious

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            • #7
              Lmao. I can just imagine Dave Chappelle doing a skit on this.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Qwon View Post
                Lmao. I can just imagine Dave Chappelle doing a skit on this.
                that might actually make it funny
                Originally posted by iSquidgey
                but if theyre hot they automatically make good music

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                • #9
                  mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
                  "Step into my dojo, mofo..."

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by midwestwitch
                    If I were to find out it was you would be responsible for a teenage boy losing every ounce of a social life, cell phone, gaming consoles etc until he graduated high school and left for college.

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                    • #11
                      ban him plz

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                      • #12
                        wat

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                        • #13
                          lmao

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                          • #14
                            lmaoo. i wasn't playing any music when i read this, then i clicked the video WPG204 and it was just so random as well, i can't stop laughing. hardy har har. no homo. much.
                            treated.

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                            • #15
                              Haha, good stuff.

                              Reminds me abit of this:

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