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  • the best aim converstion ever with eva?(u have 2 read this,funny as shit)

    SaintOrlando: :-X---------------------------->
    revdaalkaholik: hi
    SaintOrlando: :-X
    revdaalkaholik: ok
    SaintOrlando: hi
    revdaalkaholik: hello
    SaintOrlando: women being more trouble than money..
    SaintOrlando: what did we do?
    revdaalkaholik: didn't u read it
    SaintOrlando: yes I did, and on the behalf of all the eve's in the world... I just want to say: because of that fucking apple we have been giving birth in PAAAAAAAAAINNNN for 6000 years, what the HELL do you guys want from us?
    revdaalkaholik: to shut the hell up and don't talk when the t.v. light or if we're woke,other than that,y'all are free to talk
    revdaalkaholik: i meant t.v or lights are on
    SaintOrlando: did you read the pain part? god should have punished you with having to pass a bowling ball through your penis everytime you fucking fart!
    SaintOrlando: ungrateful sons of beaches
    revdaalkaholik: haha
    revdaalkaholik: u women talk about pain,u have no idea what pain is
    SaintOrlando: shut the fuck up!
    revdaalkaholik: all i hear is u try squeezing a big head outa that little hole
    SaintOrlando: I am calling your mamma to come and spank you now!
    revdaalkaholik: stop fucking crying,u know nothing of pain
    SaintOrlando: with your big head, I bet you took forever, mouthy!
    revdaalkaholik: have u every been drunk and zip ur dick up in ur pants
    revdaalkaholik: thats pain,cuz u need a blind friend and a screw driver to help get u unstck
    SaintOrlando: have you ever suffer through period pains for 10 days and thought you were giving birth to your spine every fucking day for 12 months a year for 40 years,Spankey? huh?
    revdaalkaholik: thats nothing
    revdaalkaholik: have u ever been kicked in the balls?
    revdaalkaholik: no wait have u ever been graze in the balls
    SaintOrlando: shut up about the fucking balls..
    SaintOrlando: noone cares!
    SaintOrlando: cry me a river!
    revdaalkaholik: women and pain
    revdaalkaholik: please
    revdaalkaholik: always talkin about i got cramps and pms
    revdaalkaholik: fuckin babies
    SaintOrlando: did we talk about the hormons? the blood? and the forever nagging about bj, babies, hurt egos and what the fuck that is attached to your balls at that moment?
    SaintOrlando: shut up!
    SaintOrlando: and let's not start about your awful taste in loose women that you run to every decent woman to complain about!
    SaintOrlando: *burns a bra*
    revdaalkaholik: nothin,just wanted to let u know that women know nothing of pain
    revdaalkaholik: *hands eva the lighter fluid and matches*
    SaintOrlando: *uses it to put rev's percious balls on fire*
    SaintOrlando: do you feel the pain, bro?
    revdaalkaholik: naw but do u feel the foot thats about to make contact with ur ass
    revdaalkaholik: look
    revdaalkaholik: turn around
    revdaalkaholik: BOOM
    SaintOrlando: that would be a male farting again...
    revdaalkaholik: what women don't fart?
    SaintOrlando: is there a woman that farts?
    revdaalkaholik: yes
    SaintOrlando: we hold it in... just like the rest of the shit you put us through
    revdaalkaholik: what,u fuck women don't get it do u?
    revdaalkaholik: fuckin*
    revdaalkaholik: i have never met a female that holds her farts in cuz the bitch might explode
    revdaalkaholik: don't shit me
    SaintOrlando: come to norway! and met the ice queens
    revdaalkaholik: i get it now
    SaintOrlando: yeah right
    revdaalkaholik: so thats what happens in norway,u mofo's hold it in,its not by choice,its by nature
    revdaalkaholik: the damn farts freeze inside u
    revdaalkaholik: thats why u so angry all the time
    revdaalkaholik: i'd be angry too if i had 27 years of frozen farts inside me
    SaintOrlando: yes of course mister mellow, you are so right! oh please let me adore you!
    revdaalkaholik: i'm always right
    revdaalkaholik: tell a friend
    SaintOrlando: what the hell is wrong with your concept of time? Kory said I was his favorite 30-something and you think I am 27! dear god how hard can that shit be?
    SaintOrlando: I suppose if it doesnt start or end at your balls, it is all a mess for you?
    revdaalkaholik: u told me how old u were dingy,i said 27 years of frozen farts
    SaintOrlando: how old am I?
    SaintOrlando: *taps her fingers*
    revdaalkaholik: old enuff to get a foot in the ass,if u keep messing with me
    SaintOrlando: *lights a smoke while waiting for rev to do the math*
    SaintOrlando: *pours some wine*
    revdaalkaholik: *what eva doesn't realize rev finished high scool and never did math*
    SaintOrlando: * starts to wonder if it is easier to let men off the hook than to expect them to answer a simple question*
    revdaalkaholik: *suppose women has figured out not to ask me fuckin questions about anything outside of sports,sex and tools*
    SaintOrlando: *starts to think out questions about the female orgasm to shut rev up for good*
    revdaalkaholik: *what eva doesn't know is u could never shut rev up,without at least 1 tittie*
    SaintOrlando: *notice rev is runnig away form the intimacy question, how typical she thinks to herself*
    revdaalkaholik: well whats ur ?
    SaintOrlando: pardon darling?
    revdaalkaholik: well whats ur question,that i'm running away from
    SaintOrlando: SaintOrlando: *starts to think out questions about the female orgasm to shut rev up for good*
    SaintOrlando: and I reply blinkey
    revdaalkaholik: ok,whats the freakin question?
    SaintOrlando: can you tell if a woman is feaking an orgasm or not?
    revdaalkaholik: i don't care,as long as i get mine
    SaintOrlando: selfish, selfish!!!
    revdaalkaholik: and ur point is?
    SaintOrlando: I am sure your mama told you that it is a real man's job to please a woman! or didn't you listen?
    SaintOrlando: no because you were to busy inflicting pain on your balls!
    revdaalkaholik: i ran away from home b4 that lesson ever came up,i thought u knew that?
    SaintOrlando: no... and I am sure every girl on the planet has been trying to tell you that ever since!
    SaintOrlando: you are accountable for 'revdaalkaholik: i don't care,as long as i get mine'
    revdaalkaholik: well,what can i say?
    SaintOrlando: that you will bow down and be nicer, fuck face!
    revdaalkaholik: why would i do a terrible thing like that,inflict pain upon myself?
    revdaalkaholik: i know that u didn't just call me a fuck face,u lil turd,i'm not gonna lower myself to ur standards
    SaintOrlando: it is called masturbation... we all now that it leaves you guys with no satsifaction, just a craving for more..
    SaintOrlando: shut up about insulting my insult, smartey
    revdaalkaholik: lol
    revdaalkaholik: anyway,u know i'm gonna post this on the board right about now!!!!
    SaintOrlando: only if you want an extra anal hole!
    revdaalkaholik: haha
    SaintOrlando: and I am not angry!!!!
    34
    rev
    67.65%
    23
    eva
    32.35%
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    mr. poop chute banger says....
    Homeland Security Advisory System
    http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/progra...ease_0046.shtm
    is wrestling fake?
    http://www.wimp.com/fake/

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    • #3
      haha
      Vexx, bitch.

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      • #4
        War of the sexes never ends.
        Reloading Random Thoughts. One post at a time.

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        • #5
          revdaalkaholik: *what eva doesn't know is u could never shut rev up,without at least 1 tittie*

          LMAO

          ahahahahhahaha

          SaintOrlando: you better vote for me..

          Count your blessings not your problems and stay focused man - Talib Kweli

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          • #6
            and she did...

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            • #7
              hahaha that was funny as fuck, i was sitting here laughin to myself all the way through it hehe, nevermind
              .
              <<<<<<<<~KiadaProductions~>>>>>>>>

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              • #8
                Originally posted by Blazed Mic
                first off...


                lol.



                the pregnancy and all that shit is about the ONLY thing women
                have to bitch about. yeah it's anoying, yeah it hurts, blah blah.
                but yall use that shit aganst a man for about 100 years untill
                his death. i know us men are pigs, and this and that, but i mean
                shit. we'd stay with one girl, if they werent so fuckin anoying
                while doing it. everyones gonna argue, but not like a girl wants
                to. girls are dramma queens. i mean, i love me some females - but
                alot cry and complain about some mad dumb shit. i'm there for girls
                sometimes, but most of the time im like "why are you crying? shut
                that shit up. that aint nothin to be sad about". voted for rev by the
                way. and not cause he's a man, but because he was right.
                Actually, Orlando made a pretty damn compelling point about the whole orgasm thing. Ahem.
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                • #9
                  check is in the mail!!!




























                  but u'll never get it cuz i don't have ur addy?
                  mr. poop chute banger says....
                  Homeland Security Advisory System
                  http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/progra...ease_0046.shtm
                  is wrestling fake?
                  http://www.wimp.com/fake/

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                  • #10
                    lol rev strikes again

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by bhoutros
                      Actually, Orlando made a pretty damn compelling point about the whole orgasm thing. Ahem.
                      but i won tho!!!!
                      mr. poop chute banger says....
                      Homeland Security Advisory System
                      http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/progra...ease_0046.shtm
                      is wrestling fake?
                      http://www.wimp.com/fake/

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by revdaalkaholik
                        but i won tho!!!!
                        I voted for Orlando. And let's be honest with ourselves...the majority of the females on this board are posting mostly in the Eminem Show forum. I like you, Rev. But Oralndo made some damn good points. Besides, no one ever wins in the battle of the sexes. Except when the, uh, make-up part happens.
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by revdaalkaholik
                          but i won tho!!!!

                          *doing what my mama taught me*


                          yes you did sweetie pie!

                          you are so right, we women don't understand men's balls, it is a shame and that is why you all stray!


                          awwww... I am so sorry!

                          We will all try better and be more sensitive about your balls and your satelites..









                          you owe me a river, Sir!

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by bhoutros
                            I voted for Orlando. And let's be honest with ourselves...the majority of the females on this board are posting mostly in the Eminem Show forum. I like you, Rev. But Oralndo made some damn good points. Besides, no one ever wins in the battle of the sexes. Except when the, uh, make-up part happens.
                            so thats how its gonna be,u vote 4 the girl,not cuz shes right,cuz shes a girl,how unfair?
                            mr. poop chute banger says....
                            Homeland Security Advisory System
                            http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/progra...ease_0046.shtm
                            is wrestling fake?
                            http://www.wimp.com/fake/

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by revdaalkaholik
                              so thats how its gonna be,u vote 4 the girl,not cuz shes right,cuz shes a girl,how unfair?
                              See, now I am not like that. I voted for her because I agreed with her. I am sure that that is tainted by the fact that I am female...but if she were a total idiot I wouldn't have voted for her. Give me a little credit, sheesh!
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