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    This is some shit I just wrote cuz I was bored 'n it's some funny ass shit ... it's a parody to Baby with lyrics from Ja Rule's point of view ... feel free to add onto it ... I want this shit to go on for a while cuz I think I'm gonna end up hearin' some funny ass fuckin' shit!

    Ja Rule Diss
    Ashanti – Baby (Parody)

    Shady Shady Shady Shady Shady…
    Shady Shady Shady Shady Shady...

    When I saw you on my name is
    I almost fainted
    Yes it’s true I wanted to – jus’ plug you up your anus
    I’m not a criminal or a racist
    Or a rapist
    But I like this white dude wit blow up dolls up on stages
    I followed you like paparazzi
    I never talked ta Gotti
    Cuz I thought he’d think I was gay
    But boy you was my ray
    Of sun shine
    ‘N I know my mouth – I run mine
    But I wanna eat’chu like it’s lunchtime
    What makes me cum is your fuckin’ punchlines
    I know that more than some find … me gay cuz I’m singin’
    You make me wanna fall like the bridges in England
    Tinglin’ gettin' the butterflies
    I think of you ‘n jack off wit the condom ‘n then the rubber flies
    Across the room … I will not assume
    Your gay … in the winter I’ll make you hot ‘til June
    And fuck Hailey …
    And fuck D’Angelo Bailey
    I have wet dreams of sex scenes wit me fuckin’ you daily

    Shady Shady Shady Shady Shady…
    Shady Shady Shady Shady Shady...
    Last edited by McBaLisTiC; 04-21-2003, 07:03 PM.
    Talib Kweli:
    We make the squares dance, and get the do like dosey
    Y'all *****z roll with pussy-cats like Josey


    Talib Kweli:
    *****z be claiming shit, find a gangsta movie, put
    they name in it, biting like there ain't no shame in it
    You the hardest on the beat, I'm the fire that you playing with
    You a artist from the street, I'll give you the blood to paint it with
    So yeah I'm positive, I'm positive I'm the best
    Spit bullets to split ya vest and deposit them in ya chest


    Talib Kweli:
    Kweli -- spruce to the tree, Bruce to the Lee
    Favorite emcee, that your favorite rapper used to be
    One by one I knock 'em out like Schoolly D - my rhymes is eulogy
    A flea could move a tree, before ya think ya movin me
    I black and blue emcees - actin new to me, get smacked stupidly
    That lack skills, like the black community lack unity (uh)


    Eminem:
    You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
    Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat ya ass legally

  • #2
    sheets?
    welcome to england, part of so-called great britain/
    but there aint a fucking thing great, about the way that were livin/

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    • #3
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      seriously man, i'm doing you a favour

      delete this or you will get clowned hardcore
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      • #4
        LoL ... nah ... it's too funny
        Talib Kweli:
        We make the squares dance, and get the do like dosey
        Y'all *****z roll with pussy-cats like Josey


        Talib Kweli:
        *****z be claiming shit, find a gangsta movie, put
        they name in it, biting like there ain't no shame in it
        You the hardest on the beat, I'm the fire that you playing with
        You a artist from the street, I'll give you the blood to paint it with
        So yeah I'm positive, I'm positive I'm the best
        Spit bullets to split ya vest and deposit them in ya chest


        Talib Kweli:
        Kweli -- spruce to the tree, Bruce to the Lee
        Favorite emcee, that your favorite rapper used to be
        One by one I knock 'em out like Schoolly D - my rhymes is eulogy
        A flea could move a tree, before ya think ya movin me
        I black and blue emcees - actin new to me, get smacked stupidly
        That lack skills, like the black community lack unity (uh)


        Eminem:
        You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
        Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat ya ass legally

        Comment

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