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    (ak, yorec, tsj, nico, and tommy are all standing on the set)

    tommy: ok , ok people!! calm the fuck down. Now one at a time, everybody explain themselves
    yorec: well, first off, this is my gurl who is going to be in this "movie" or watever you call it..
    ak: YOUR girl? ever since when did she become your bitch?
    nico: BITCH???
    tsj: Listen fellas... I don't want to sound cocky but.. i've already aroused myself to perform my full potential on nico, and that's the way it's going to be. I mean, look at the size of this... how hard do you think it will be for me to rub it down?
    yorec: Ok tsj, i'm not in the mood for your smart ass comments. Nico, put on your clothes, we're going home
    ak: You aren't doing shit with her. Don't tell her wat to do...( ak kneels by nico's side) nico baby... you know that I love you... you didn't even tell me you were performing with slick...
    nico: Come on guys, just let me have my chance to shine for once! it's not like i'll just forget all of you. Please. Why do you all have to cause so much shit?
    tsj: because they are jealous that i'm bonin their gurls, i'm humorus, and can pay my bills on time.
    yorec: shut up you motherfucker before I......
    tsj: Before you what?? get a hard on with that .025 centimeter penis of yours?
    (yorec gets angry, grabs tsj. Ak47 breaks them up)
    ak: this isn't doing shit. there has to be a comprimise
    nico: right. We need to compromise. Nothing wrong with a little bit of sex, right ak? (winks at him)
    ak: I know, but that doesn't apply if it isn't with me!
    tommy: Ok, Ok, I've seen enough of you all arguing pointlessly.... how about this.... we will make a little change in the scripts.
    tsj: FUCK NO IS THERE NO WAY YOU ARE KICKING ME OUT BECAUSE THESE TWO BASTARDS CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT THEIR GIRL WANTS SOME OF THE SLICK JESUS!
    ak: who the hell are you calling a bastard?
    yorec: yeah, hurry up! nico's nips are getting hard...
    nico: WHAT THE FUCK was that for? get me that blanket...
    tommy: Ok men... we will do this. You all go back home, all four of you, and I will have my team of writers assemble a new script, where all four of you will be included. Deal?
    ak:.... well.... it's ok I guess
    yorec: As long as I can see nico... i'm down
    tsj: This was supposed to be my movie.. damn haters
    nico: Tsj, come on. It's the best compromise. We agree tommy. Thanks



    (the group walks out of the studio, while tommy gets to work.)
    tsj: we could've actually started filming the movie if it weren't for you two
    ak: shut the hell up. It's over. Do you want pussy that bad?
    yorec: no, but he wants nico. And she's all mine
    nico: you guys, can't we at least stop arguing for a little bit? the first thing I'm doing when I get home is taking a nice, silky warm bubble bath
    yorec: mmmmm, you want me to help you with that?
    ak: sorry man, I'm takin her ass home
    tsj: you all can gloat all you want, but you know she'll be coming to me in the night because you all just can't get it up...
    (the men start to fight again, nico shakes head)
    *************************************
    (mizz thang and psycho are at her place, making passionate love....hahaha... anyway, they stop for a breath of air and start to talk to eachother.)
    mizz: psycho, you know I don't think we can do this shit much longer without anybody finding out
    psycho: yeah we can
    mizz: but everywhere we go, there is somebody there. What are we supposed to tell them?
    psycho: that we are practicing for mouth to mouth recesitation? I don't know what the fuck
    mizz: the thing is, how much more do you think we can keep this secret?
    psycho: ah, who knows. We have a lot of dumbfucks in the city anyway.
    mizz: haha. You know, I was talking to rock whore the other day, and she asked me if you and I were seeing eachother
    psycho: what did you say?
    mizz: I said... maybe, maybe not
    psycho: o great. Now she knows we goin
    mizz: not necesarily. the funny thing she said was that, "I saw you all around town togheter. he was cuddling with you and shit. He's probably gonna become a family man"
    psycho: (angry) family man, huh?
    mizz: yeah....uh... I guess
    psycho: oh. Ok. I gotta go (kisses her) peace
    mizz: Psycho.... what are you going to do? don't go fuck up anybody's.....


    (but it is too late. he has left her house)
    *************************************
    (rock whore, ttam, ddbabe, blk princess, and ssgirl are all at ttam's home, which has a woody backyard behind the house)
    blk: so we are just sitting there, on the side of the record store, and then all of a sudden, we see mizz thang with psycho, they makin out like what, and then they go behind the alley.....
    ssgirl: Yeah, It was really weird.... we were all like, "wtf?" but they always deny it.
    ddbabe: don't forget when she said "baby"
    ssgirl: oh yeah. That was mad suspect. We were like "did you just call psycho baby?"
    ttam: Well, lets be happy for them. They found love
    blk: yeah, but THEM? that's like an apple and an orange
    ssgirl: or Enstein and George Bush, as Prominant would say
    ddbabe: Shit, if they got married, I don't know what the fuck would happen
    ttam: They'd probably have a nice wedding....
    ssgirl: or get hitched, knowing psycho
    ddbabe: the honey moon would probably be them setting shit that they hate on fire, and then blowing up computers and shit and putting the remains in somebody's car....
    (all the girls laugh)
    rock: yeah, but hey, anything is possible. Now lets see, who are the eligible singles left in detriot now???
    blk: prominant
    ssgirl: eyerone
    ddbabe: the slick jesus.... even though he'd probably be tellin jokes while fuckin you.....
    rock: hotacid.... even though he did have that run in with the STD... and he's fucked so many girls... I wouldn't do shit with him. all the available guys seem pretty tight. Shit, I didn't even look at the time. I gotta go.
    ssgirl: ok, peace
    blk: bye
    ddbabe: see ya later
    ttam: call when you get home, ok?
    rockk. bye ladies!

    (rock then leaves, she exits to the back, towards the woody area. As she is walking, a dark figure emerges from the trees, and knocks her down HARD.)
    rock: oww..... omg, what the fuck is this shit...
    (rock turns around to see a tall, strong man wearing all black, whit a black hood covering his face. He then takes off the hood to reveal who he is)
    rock: PSYCHO?!?!? what the hell was that for?
    psycho: I hate bitches that talk too much
    rock: so do I... but what does this have to do with anything?
    psycho: hey... do you know the main thing that makes people talk? their vocal cords.... but if your vocal cords were ripped out.... I don't think you'd be able to say shit.....

    (and with that, psycho pulls out an 12 inch butcher knife, and holds it high in the air)
    psycho: goodbye rock

    (he slowly begins to lower the knife.....)



    THE END OF EPISODE ELEVEN!!!
    BLKPRINCESS. a.k.a. GINA

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    WACK ASS QUOTE OF THE WEEK

    " And I was already on fish and spaghetti"

    G-Dep "Let's get it"



    R.I.P. AALIYAH!!!! WE MISS YOU!!!!

  • #2
    lol

    Blk that was funny as hell... I wonder how long this cango for... one of my favorite lines was

    tsj: Listen fellas... I don't want to sound cocky but.. i've already aroused myself to perform my full potential on nico, and that's the way it's going to be. I mean, look at the size of this... how hard do you think it will be for me to rub it down?

    ~LMAO I wanna get into this shit ASAP haha...maybe not the porno triangle tho lol

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    • #3
      Re: ***Episode 11****

      I gotta say my favorite part was...

      Originally posted by ~*blkprincess*~
      tsj: Listen fellas... I don't want to sound cocky but.. i've already aroused myself to perform my full potential on nico, and that's the way it's going to be. I mean, look at the size of this... how hard do you think it will be for me to rub it down?
      golly gee, u guys suck, i was aboot to get some pussy!

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      • #4
        haha damn girls you rule :D
        peace

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        • #5
          hehe its good yet again...hehee...no apperance by Eyerone this time..but its still good...
          Rhyme & Reason
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          • #6
            yea its tight. but put me in those next episodes aight

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            • #7
              Haha that was a good one, I'm ready to kick Slick's and Yeroc's ass for Jodi.
              Peace 5 and 92, you're missed.

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              • #8
                lol prolly tru that slick would be sayin jokes while fuckn him lol
                Moe is a privilege, not a right

                ...Betta Known As Tha DirtyDozenBabe...

                Im The Illest White Girl..

                I know my looks can be deceivin'

                HeArT(U)BrEaKeR


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                • #9
                  Re: ***Episode 11****

                  (rock then leaves, she exits to the back, towards the woody area. As she is walking, a dark figure emerges from the trees, and knocks her down HARD.)
                  rock: oww..... omg, what the fuck is this shit...
                  (rock turns around to see a tall, strong man wearing all black, whit a black hood covering his face. He then takes off the hood to reveal who he is)
                  rock: PSYCHO?!?!? what the hell was that for?
                  psycho: I hate bitches that talk too much
                  rock: so do I... but what does this have to do with anything?
                  psycho: hey... do you know the main thing that makes people talk? their vocal cords.... but if your vocal cords were ripped out.... I don't think you'd be able to say shit.....

                  (and with that, psycho pulls out an 12 inch butcher knife, and holds it high in the air)
                  psycho: goodbye rock

                  (he slowly begins to lower the knife.....)
                  hahahahhahaha dats da shit. Wonder if u could work in sum rape scenes or maybe later on i found out the horrifyin truth that Bizarre is my father? lmao..

                  U got talent.

                  Peace
                  Now let the night be dark for all of me.
                  Let the night be too dark for me to see
                  Into the future. Let what will be, be.'

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                  • #10
                    Re: ***Episode 11****

                    Originally posted by ~*blkprincess*~


                    tsj: because they are jealous that i'm bonin their gurls, i'm humorus, and can pay my bills on time.
                    yorec: shut up you motherfucker before I......
                    tsj: Before you what?? get a hard on with that .025 centimeter penis of yours?

                    Nah thats my fave part i couldnt stop laughin at this cuss!
                    "Only GoD can Judge Me" - 2Pac

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