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  • The Asshole Song (be a part of it)

    Heres what i have so far:


    "im such an asshole i got in a fight with Gandhi/ im such an asshole empathy is beyond me/ im such an asshole i beat up cripples/ im such an asshole i rip off nipples/ im such an asshole i rob starving people/ im such an asshole i burn church steeples/ im such an asshole i laugh at raped children/ im such an asshole i fly planes into buildings"

    anyone with a good funny line, that follows the gimmick, post it up

  • #2
    I'm such an asshole I Fucked your Dead Mom at her Funeral/ Such an asshole,told my sister she will never be beautifal
    "To save the world requires faith and courage: faith in reason, and courage to proclaim what reason shows to be true." - Bertrand Russell

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    • #3
      i'm such an asshole i think this song is funny/i'm such an asshole i hung a bunny
      R.I.P. Proof...God Just Called You Home

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      • #4
        ....

        Dennis Leary - Im An Asshole

        No Song About Being An Asshole Will Top That.
        If The Truth Is Told, The Youth Can Grow And Learn To Survive Until They Gain Control, Nobody Says You Have To Be Gangstas, Hoes, Read More, Learn More Change The Globe.

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        • #5
          im such an asshole, my other personality calls me evil/
          im such an asshole that i use mine to shit on people/

          im such an asshole, i sent the d.c. snipers chocolate n flowers/
          im such an asshole, i laughed when my dad died in the twin towers/

          im such an asshole, i pissed in my roomates shampoo/
          im such an asshole that im plotting to kill yo momma and you/
          ,left to write,

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Lazy Mikey
            Dennis Leary - Im An Asshole

            No Song About Being An Asshole Will Top That.
            And we fittina' roll, right off madison to the manor in a drop-top Lexus
            Sippin' henny rollin' reckless
            Feelin' so motherfuckin' good I could roll my vehicle to Texas
            And spit it like, this is for the syrup sipper's..
            Gotta slow it down so you feel it, plus it make the words figure
            And spit some screwed shit and do shit so that you understand


            CHI-TOWN SHIT MY MIKEY

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            • #7
              asshole is to yeroc, as skinny to ally mcbeal
              ran into the mall at xmas screamin 'santa aint real!'
              but for real
              met an ugly bitch on a blind date the other day
              threw a paper bag over her head and fucked her anyway
              proposed married to her, said i was down with stayin
              she smiled at me sayin 'i love you', i returned wit 'ha just playin'

              :D
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              "He Who Makes a Beast Out of Himself, Gets Rid of the Pain of Being a Man."
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              • #8
                I'm an asshole, and there is no denying that
                I walk around telling anoxerics they're fat

                I'm a swordsman, the apocalypse horseman
                What makes me smile is another's misfortune.

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                • #9
                  LOL at Il Duce.
                  NEPatriots 3x World Champions
                  UNC Basketball 5x National Champions
                  Charlotte Bobcats UHHHHHHH

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                  • #10
                    im such an asshole, i sent the d.c. snipers chocolate n flowers/
                    im such an asshole, i laughed when my dad died in the twin towers/ IN

                    I'm an asshole, and there is no denying that
                    I walk around telling anoxerics they're fat IN

                    asshole is to yeroc, as skinny to ally mcbeal
                    ran into the mall at xmas screamin 'santa aint real! IN after i change "Yeroc" to "me" so it makes more sense

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                    • #11
                      I ain't bashfull I prefer the term asshole
                      I rob nuns for fun and harrass hoes
                      I don't ring my friends 24/7 crying I'm going to kill myself I don't even ring my girlfiend that much.Go ahead and kill yourself you want to the bullies do your 'True Love' does so go ahead.

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                      • #12
                        My name is Mycall.
                        This board deserves a better class of poster...

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                        • #13
                          Calling me an Asshole?

                          Oh,your one to talk.
                          "To save the world requires faith and courage: faith in reason, and courage to proclaim what reason shows to be true." - Bertrand Russell

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