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    long ago, i got high one day and came up with a funny thought. so i wrote it down and ever since, these weird questions kinda pop up in my head and i write them down. not sure if any have answers.. but some are funny and some make you think, so i thought i'd share.......

    1.) k alligators.. if they were nice to people in the beginning of time, like very nice.. then when they ate people, no one would blame an alligator. like nowadays, if you find a half eaten person, you wouldnt blame a kitten, would you??

    2.) circus acrobats are men among men. it takes balls to do the crazy shit they do.. the only death-defying stunt i can pull off is flipping the bathroom light on and off when i stand and take a piss...

    3.) what if when you are awake, its actually a dream. and when you are sleeping, its really reality?

    4.) there are people who are allergic to dogs and cats, but are there dogs and cats allergic to people?

    5.) we found a plant called marijuana that gives you a high if you smoke it. now somewhere in the world there is a plant that gives you a high 100x better. i think we should all go into the woods and smoke everything we find.

    6.) why are humans the only species to have midgets? think about it, have you ever seen a midget cow? for that matter, have you ever seen a cow with downs syndrome? (cowsmilie
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  • #2
    ...cocaine is a helluva drug...

    nah, but yeah! why the fuck are *we* the only ones with midgets?!


    good shit Corey
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    • #3
      haha I like them all. Good shit. I've given some thought to the smoke everything that's smokable thing, kind of a sign you may be smoking a little too much weed haha. The dream one has gotten me thinking too. Or that Earth is actually Hell but no one on Earth knows it, yet everyone else, wherever they may be can look down on us and be like god damn, I am glad I don't live like them and that they get threatened with being sent to Earth like we get threatened with going to Hell. And the place where all these other people are living is just fucking perfect and it makes this place look like Hell.

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      • #4
        Originally posted by YEROC
        5.) we found a plant called marijuana that gives you a high if you smoke it. now somewhere in the world there is a plant that gives you a high 100x better. i think we should all go into the woods and smoke everything we find.
        haha. I'm in 2:-D23
        "Fuck Love"


        SICK SYMPHONIES

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        • #5
          dont smoke dog shit tho, i heard it smells real bad

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          • #6
            Theory number 7

            Q) What If you OD'd the first time you got high, would we have heard these pathetically retarted theories from someone else besides you? Would the world have been a batter place?

            A) No and Yes respectively.....
            Palabra a tu madre

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            • #7
              Originally posted by YEROC

              6.) why are humans the only species to have midgets? think about it, have you ever seen a midget cow? for that matter, have you ever seen a cow with downs syndrome? (cowsmilie
              I know for a fact that donkeys have midgets so i dont see why another animal could'nt but i have only seen donkey midgets. There was one for sale the other day in the Detroit Free Press if anoyone is interested.
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              • #8
                hey lets smoke a spliff sometime whether its in reality or not whether we smoke it rak or just eat it . . but yeh down with those philosophies . . keep 'em comin plZ!

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                • #9
                  lol salman
                  ILL HAVE HER DOWN LOADS QUICKER THAN BROADBAND

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                  • #10
                    i'd love to know what goes on in caterpillars brain when it wakes up as butterfly. . hey there's another philosophy . . the butterfly fly as the spirit of the caterpillar. there's chinese religion which has the butterfly, along with a fish and a bird as part of their philosophy . . hhmmm.

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                    • #11
                      Or...When was the day someone decided that flatulence would become known as a fart?Like did they go -Oo...what was that I'll call it a fart!

                      Or...Why do people seem to slip in their stride of walking when in front of a crowd and look at their shoe or the pavement in amazement like what jus happened!...You know you have all done that.

                      Or... How,Why and When exactly did the human race evolve into what we are today,will the people of the future million or so years look like us?


                      Lulu(D)
                      Never be bullied into silence. Never allow yourself to be made a victim. Accept no one's definition of your life; define yourself.
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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by _Shadows_
                        ...cocaine is a helluva drug...
                        LMAO
                        I didnt understand none of that stuff :s

                        why do they sell 8 hot dog sausages in a tin and 10 hot dog rolls in a pack??
                        If aeroplanes are so safe why do they have terminals at the airport?
                        i did have a long list of questions like that but i cant remember them now
                        Cain is for Charlie, and Delta is for Cain

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                        • #13
                          I wonder what the first like two human beings ever to set foot on this planet were thinking when they got hungry. They wouldn;t know to fucking put something edile in their mouth haha. I bet they were like sticking rocks up their ass and shit to try and cure the hunger haha.

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                          • #14
                            lol...you do got a point
                            Cain is for Charlie, and Delta is for Cain

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                            • #15
                              i bet there were more species than just the animals and insects etc we know of...maybe when there was just two of them they didnt survive...for all we know there could of been animals running round with cocks on their heads but they died before they got to reproduce...im talkin shit i know
                              Cain is for Charlie, and Delta is for Cain

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