How to fuck with someone on drugs

[brian]

Hey,

I have a co-worker that is all cracked out on coke and speed. Anyone got any tips on how I can fuck with her? She's a crack whore and I hate her but I want to mess with her mind and shit but I have no clue what to do. Any tips would be great.

[ruff]

lol fucking loser

[brian]

lol fucking loser

nice avatar, ass

[Mitch]

I think his avatar is sweet. BEST BUDS FOREVER AWWWWW!

lol

[Rollin_On_Dubs]

how do i know if i have done an effective job wiping the feces from around my anus?
my mom said if my underwear has one more stain in it, shes not doing my laundry anymore

[Amarett]

LMAO... Invest in some wet wipes.. nasty goat

[Da_Busta]

if shes bust, then play trippy music to fuck with her head, and flash lights at her and pretend like nothing is happening, or make random monkey sounds so she trips the fuck out

[GuNiTsOlDiEr856]

yo man jus get rookies aka the date rape drugs like 10 mins shell be fucked up and fuck her den

[De kronic]

Hey,

I have a co-worker that is all cracked out on coke and speed. Anyone got any tips on how I can fuck with her? She's a crack whore and I hate her but I want to mess with her mind and shit but I have no clue what to do. Any tips would be great.

I got a brilliant idea.
Fucking cut your wrists...
Faggot.

What kind a sadistic freak are you?

[e5oteric]

get a laser pointer and point it at her and stop when she looks...just keep doing that shit and she's sure to freak out. lol

[bloodyness]

sorry if someone already said this...but i'm too fucking lazy to read all your posts to find out. ok you put your hands on either side of their head, but so they can see them. then you make them go in circular motions and say "running running running running" and so on and then suddenly put your hand in front of their face (and maybe even bump them on the nose with it) and yell "BRICK WALL!" dude i did that to my friend and she SERIOUSLY thought she ran into a brick way *remembers and begins to crack up*

[brian]

I got a brilliant idea.
Fucking cut your wrists...
Faggot.

What kind a sadistic freak are you?

I guess im an ass raping sadistic freak, thank you.

[brian]

sorry if someone already said this...but i'm too fucking lazy to read all your posts to find out. ok you put your hands on either side of their head, but so they can see them. then you make them go in circular motions and say "running running running running" and so on and then suddenly put your hand in front of their face (and maybe even bump them on the nose with it) and yell "BRICK WALL!" dude i did that to my friend and she SERIOUSLY thought she ran into a brick way *remembers and begins to crack up*

I likes that idea. thanks.

Today I went to the bathroom, put my clothes on backwards. Then I went to her desk and spoke to her, but I said everything backwards. Then I went back and put my clothes back on right. It was funny, I did it three times, she looked so confused when I was talking to her. And periodically I asked her where her drugs were at, but in a slurred speech. She got all paranoid.

[bloodyness]

I likes that idea. thanks.

Today I went to the bathroom, put my clothes on backwards. Then I went to her desk and spoke to her, but I said everything backwards. Then I went back and put my clothes back on right. It was funny, I did it three times, she looked so confused when I was talking to her. And periodically I asked her where her drugs were at, but in a slurred speech. She got all paranoid.

ahaha i'll have to try that sometime...sounds great. if i did that to my friend katey she would be like "dude...dude...gahhh STOP IT! nooooo HELP ME!!!!!"

[Dri-rapsta]

say something that she'd normally stress out about even if she were straight. sounds stupid but trust me it works, my friend did it to me last week telling me that my mum rang and she's coming to get me right now and then everybody played in on the joke telling me that my eyes were bloodshot and im going to be in soooo much shit. kept me going for like 5 mins (which seems longer when you're running around paranoid) p.s: and that was only weed