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    Did that joke make you grimace or recoil in horror? Or did you laugh out loud even though you know you probably shouldn't have? If so, then it was probably a horrific joke that some would categorize as "dark humor"—and it's not for everyone, obviously. But if twisted and macabre dark jokes make you giggle, it could be a sign that you're smarter than the average person.

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    It's true, and it's been proven by science. A 2017 study by Austrian neurologists published in Cognitive Processing found that people who appreciate dark jokes, which they define as "humor that treats sinister subjects like death, disease, deformity, handicap, or warfare with bitter amusement," may actually have higher IQs than those who don't. What's more, they're less negative and aggressive than people who strictly prefer G-rated family-friendly jokes. Why? Because if you can see the humor in even the bleakest parts of life, and you can laugh at truly dark jokes, you're less likely to take the world too seriously.

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      Originally posted by Nancystarkman View Post
      Did that joke make you grimace or recoil in horror? Or did you laugh out loud even though you know you probably shouldn't have? If so, then it was probably a horrific joke that some would categorize as "dark humor"—and it's not for everyone, obviously. But if twisted and macabre dark jokes make you giggle, it could be a sign that you're smarter than the average person.


      Want to find out if you're also a happy-go-lucky genius? Take a look at these 50 hilarious dark jokes, and if you catch yourself guffawing despite the gruesome subject matter, you may just be the kindest, most intelligent person you know.

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        I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach." Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Glenedelstein View Post
          I just read that someone in London gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick. Why did Mozart kill all of his chickens? When he asked them who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach." Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
          Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face. For instance, when you push them down the stairs. I visited my friend at his new house. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors. I was reading a great book about an immortal dog the other day. It was impossible to put down. The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me. Never break someone's heart, they only have one. Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them. I'll never forget my Granddad's last words to me just before he died. "Are you still holding the ladder?"

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            Today I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door on my face. My parents are the worst. Really dark humor jokes. My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion but we didn’t know his blood type. He just kept saying «b positive b positive», but it was hard to be positive since he was dying.

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            • #7
              1. It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true. I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
              2. What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly a clown into the tiny car.
              3. "I work with animals," the guy says to his date. "That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?" "I'm a butcher," he says.
              4. Why was the leper hockey game canceled? There was a face off in the corner.
              5. Today was a terrible day. My ex got hit by a bus. And I lost my job as a bus driver!
              6. "Just say NO to drugs!" Well, If I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

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