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  • (March 29) Maddox (The Best Page In The Universe) Prepares Book Release (Cover/site)

    March 29 -










    About:

    The first thing you're probably wondering is "who the hell is Maddox, and what does he know about manliness?" A legitimate, but stupid question. To answer you, I would refer you to the following:


    Pictured to the above left is a photo of how I look when I get up in the morning before shaving. To the right is a photo of how I look after. Not only do I grow a thicker beard minutes later, but I get a unibrow as well. Still not convinced? Test your manliness detection skills by guessing which part of my body is in the photo below (click on the picture to find out):


    About the book

    This book is all about men and what men like. It's written like a reference book, read like a bible. Some parts of the book will be instructional, like a "how-to" guide. Ever wanted to know the steps to drop-kicking someone in the face? You bet your ass you have, and I will tell you how in my book. Other parts of the book will serve to document personal instances of manliness, giving you insight into the reason women from miles around migrate to my man cannon (hint: it's to get banged). I have manliness down to a science. In fact, this book can be expressed mathematically by the following theorem:


    lim
    Manliness → ∞ Books = The Alphabet of Manliness

    Yes, you read that correctly. I invoked calculus to sell you a book about manliness. Every letter of the alphabet stands for sheer masculinity. For example, "A" is for Ass Kicking, "B" is for Boners, "C" is for "Copping a Feel," etc. From the manliest food to the manliest music, if it needs to be shaved, beaten, or sexed, there's a good chance it'll be in this book.


    http://www.alphabetofmanliness.com/

    Already Preordered it.
    Chop'em up. It's time to go.
    My Music

  • #2
    <MF DOOM>
    "They aint know the face , by the name they knew him/
    racist against rappers, they all looked the same to him"

    TRshady.com

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    • #3
      lol holy shit I love maddox and this book sounds tight as hell


      DEATH to you playa hataz...DON'T let me find ya

      If u gon hate me then ima hate you too

      Money is power mutha fuckah

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      • #4
        lol holy shit I love maddox and this book sounds tight as hell


        DEATH to you playa hataz...DON'T let me find ya

        If u gon hate me then ima hate you too

        Money is power mutha fuckah

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        • #5
          I AM THE LIQUOR

          millimeter n9ne rips vinyl
          i know
          mix flow like korean albino
          wino
          once bred an elephant
          with a rhino
          called it the hell if I know

          R.I.P. PROOF

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