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  • [Mar. 31] BREAKING NEWS: Zombies Walk The Earth!


    Military Forces quarantine Quan'sul
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    Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

    There has been a small outbreak of zombism in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.
    The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.


    After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during resurrection.

    Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

    General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

    US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

    A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.
    Source.

  • #2
    is this a April fools day joke ? lol
    http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...jaliamwooo.jpg

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    • #3
      lol
      Knew It Was Too Good To Be True!

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      • #4
        haha funny:P

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        • #5
          *puts on Chris Redfield costume*
          *cocks shotgun*

          LOLZ RESIDENT EVIL, BITCH.
          Last edited by ߞ m; 03-31-2006, 05:00 PM.

          YOU MAD?!

          Acid Rap Nation

          R.I.P. Big Proof

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          • #6
            i have stocked up my fridge n brought it into my room.

            Now i am lockin the door!!! u will all b laughing sayin aprils fools when they are eating ya brain.

            Who was prepared bitchez, HEY WHO WAS PREPARED!!!!
            ARN


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            • #7
              Omg..!

              That's horrifying!
              no dough ho, you can't fuck with me!

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              • #8
                Ahhhhhhh!
                HEADSHOTS; NIGGA FUCK YO VEST

                www.***********.info

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                • #9
                  that'd d be cool as hell ..
                  "Why would I save a world, I no longer have any stake in?"

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                  • #10
                    it would be dead cool though
                    (get it? lol)
                    http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b3...jaliamwooo.jpg

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by Locky
                      i have stocked up my fridge n brought it into my room.
                      Now i am lockin the door

                      sounnds like one awesome friday night
                      "Why would I save a world, I no longer have any stake in?"

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                      • #12
                        it's fake, because it's already april 1st in Great Britain (the source is BBC news).
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                        Originally posted by kEgBeGgEr
                        I don't have a problem with gays, in fact I wouldn't mind sharing a room with one

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                        • #13
                          ^(arguingsm XDXDXD

                          YOU MAD?!

                          Acid Rap Nation

                          R.I.P. Big Proof

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                          • #14
                            AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

                            I'm scared OGM !!!!!!
                            HEADSHOTS; NIGGA FUCK YO VEST

                            www.***********.info

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                            • #15
                              if this was real, just send a team composed of chuck norris, steven seagal, and arnold schwarzanagger and bam, problem solved.
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                              Originally posted by kEgBeGgEr
                              I don't have a problem with gays, in fact I wouldn't mind sharing a room with one

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