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  • April 5 - Masturbation World Record, lol

    It's official, Tudor Rosca is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Tudor Rosca achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!

    Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Tudor Rosca remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.

    It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Tudor Rosca is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Tudor Rosca was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".

    This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.

    When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Tudor Rosca said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".

    necromanc.blogspot.com/20...world.html

  • #2
    That's nothing, I knocked one out on the bus yesterday in 15 minutes, imagine if I had 24 hours.
    I don't need the hype, the words are right they'll sell themselves

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    • #3
      Haha Damn I bet his balls hurt like crazy

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      • #4
        Originally posted by TRshady
        That's nothing, I knocked one out on the bus yesterday in 15 minutes, imagine if I had 24 hours.
        nobody wanted to know that...

        shits nasty....dude must be one ugly motherfuc ker if he has to jerk off that much and not have his woman do somethin for him

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        • #5
          I Can Knock One Out In About 3 Mins... Holy Shit!
          Originally posted by IloveEminem6969
          groupie? ..how am i a groupie?
          - Hahahaha, Classic!

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          • #6
            Originally posted by Korps
            I Can Knock One Out In About 3 Mins... Holy Shit!
            Heh, you're faster than a speeding bullet with the women I see.

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            • #7
              Too bad he doesn't get a medal or something.

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              • #8
                imagine having to be the one watching to make sure he really broke the record... lol

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                • #9
                  Lol Did Someone Have To Watch Him And Record The Orgasms? Sucks To Have That Job.
                  If The Truth Is Told, The Youth Can Grow And Learn To Survive Until They Gain Control, Nobody Says You Have To Be Gangstas, Hoes, Read More, Learn More Change The Globe.

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                  • #10
                    i could beat it easily...

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                    • #11
                      bet he's dry as fuck now...aint nothin shootin out his shit but dust.

                      Im going to break this record

                      shit i could easily pull off at least 2 an hour...hell thats 48 right there...I Win!!
                      Originally posted by Tone Riggz
                      Akon has dry humped a teenage girl, tossed a kid off stage...i think for his next feat, he should diamond cutter Tito Jackson...

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                      • #12
                        Today's fact kids:
                        The most i've ever jacked off in one day and had an orgasm each time was 5.

                        "Dream as if you'll live forever, live as if you'll die today"

                        You couldn't make headlines with raised eyebrows

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                        • #13
                          ima break it today.. im already 7 deep.... i can do 1 a hour.. all i need is a min.. 59 min rest period.. its a wrap..
                          aka Fifty0550

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                          • #14
                            my record is 26 in a day

                            im 10 off his record

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                            • #15
                              personal record of 6
                              This is why people need to go to college.

                              Originally posted by Dirty F


                              this n*gga think you can major in "business"!

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