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  • [May 27th] Man Admits Having Sex With 1,000 Cars

    A man who claims to have had sex with 1,000 cars has defended his "romantic" feelings towards vehicles.



    Edward Smith with one of his former partners

    Edward Smith, who lives with his current "girlfriend" – a white Volkswagen Beetle named Vanilla, insisted that he was not "sick" and had no desire to change his ways.

    "I appreciate beauty and I go a little bit beyond appreciating the beauty of a car only to the point of what I feel is an expression of love," he said.

    "Maybe I'm a little bit off the wall but when I see movies like Herbie and Knight Rider, where cars become loveable, huggable characters it's just wonderful.

    "I'm a romantic. I write poetry about cars, I sing to them and talk to them just like a girlfriend. I know what's in my heart and I have no desire to change."

    He added: "I'm not sick and I don't want to hurt anyone, cars are just my preference."

    Mr Smith, 57, first had sex with a car at the age of 15, and claims he has never been attracted to women or men.

    But his wandering eye has spread beyond cars to other vehicles. He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

    As well as Vanilla, he regularly spends time with his other vehicles – a 1973 Opal GT, named Cinnamon, and 1993 Ford Ranger Splash, named Ginger.

    Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.

    But he confesses that many of the cars he has had sex with have belonged to strangers or car showrooms.

    His last relationship with a woman was 12 years ago - and he could not bring himself to consummate it, although he did have sex with girls in his younger days.

    Mr Smith, from Washington state in the US, kept quiet about his secret fetish for years, but agreed to be interviewed as part of a channel Five documentary into “mechaphilia”. He is shown meeting other enthusiasts at a rally in California

    Talking about how his unusual passion developed, Mr Smith said: "It's something that grew as a part of me when I was a kid and I could not shake it.

    "I just loved cute cars right from the beginning, but over the years it got stronger once I got into my teenage years and was my first having sexual urges.

    "When I turned 13 and the famous Corvette Stingray came about, that car was pure sex and just an incredible machine. I wanted it.

    "I didn't fully understand it myself except that I know I'm not hurting anyone and I do not intend to."

    He added: "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.

    "There have been certain cars that attracted me and I would wait until night time, creep up to them and just hug and kiss them.

    "As far as women go, they never really interested me much. And I'm not gay.”

    Mr Smith is now part of a global community of more than 500 “car lovers” brought together by internet forums.
    SOURCE

    He must be exhausted





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  • #2
    OMFG Mano strikes again
    Up in the Atmosphere with GOD in the cockpit

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    • #3
      "There are moments way out in the middle of nowhere when I see a little car parked and I swear it needs loving.





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      • #4
        Originally posted by Chris View Post
        He must be exhausted
        Brilliant!
        Originally posted by IloveEminem6969
        groupie? ..how am i a groupie?
        - Hahahaha, Classic!

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Chris View Post
          SOURCE
          He must be exhausted
          well, who wouldnt be tyred

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          • #6
            lmfao lmfao
            Originally posted by SteWonYou
            sometimes you have to do what you have to do, and that might involve sucking dick
            Originally posted by Temerity
            understood that you don't fuck with Swizz
            Originally posted by Nianco
            Swizz...*Sighs*..I really hate you so much. I just want you to know that.

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            • #7
              Fucking brilliant,

              He says that his most intense sexual experience was "making love" to the helicopter from 1980s TV hit Airwolf.

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              • #8
                Lol, thats insane, I guess a parking garage would be an orgy for him.

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                • #9
                  id like to consider myself a been there done that kind of guy but christ on wheels thats a new one on me

                  so he admits to having sex with peoples parked cars? and this isnt a crime??
                  ~BORICUA~

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                  • #10
                    admits or brags?
                    the last vet.before everyone got vetted
                    Originally posted by MarshallArts
                    Who's got you quoted in their sigs? Are they as equally worthy as those that have sigged me? I just can't imagine it.

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                    • #11
                      That's one resourceful motherfucker.

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                      • #12
                        lmao at "exhausted"

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                        • #13
                          How exactly does he do this?

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                          • #14
                            ^ He puts his penis into the cars vagina





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                            • #15
                              ROFL
                              Fuckin hilarious.

                              There's some fucked up people in this world.
                              Besides how the hell can stickin your dick in an exhaust pipe feel good?

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