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  • THE POX EDITORIAL #4 (1000 post shout out special edition. pox what)

    HOLA NIŅOS. MI NOMBRE ES WARPOX Y ESTO ES EL EDITORIAL DE ISSUE #4. THIS IS THE 1000 POST SHOUT OUT AND FACT IS I WANT TO START BY SHOUTING OUT SOME PEOPLE. SOME ARE FUNNY, SOME ARE SMART, AND THE REST BEGGED ME TO BE ON THE LIST. POX WHAT!

    SHOUT OUTS: four sev, triumph, Nas, ruff, clearlexus, 4dub, blazed mic, Vexx, unfazed, Chernoble, crookz, bachaka, Prominant, shadyx, genesis, neversatisfied, bronx grl elina, FlakeDizzle*, InfiniteEclipse*, Jess*

    * = slipped my mind but added in

    ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE I SPOKE ABOUT CURRENT EVENTS AND VOICED MY EDUCATED OPINIONS ON MATTERS RANGING FROM ABORTIONS (they tickle) TO DOWN SYNDROME (funny lil fuckers). ITS TIME TO GET NIGGY WITH IT.

    FOR STARTERS, A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE WORRIED ABOUT THIS NEW SARS SICKNESS COMING FROM ASIA. ITS ESPECIALLY TOUGH FOR ASIANS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NARROW EYES AND ALREADY LOOK FUCKED. I DONT CARE MUCH FOR ASIANS THATS WHY I CAME UP WITH MY OWN NAME FOR SARS:

    Stupid
    Asian
    Respitory
    Syndrome.

    CNN REPORTED THAT SADDAM HUSSEIN CAME OUT OF HIS BUNKER TODAY. HE SAW HIS SHADOW, SO SIX MORE WEEKS OF BOMBING SAND *****S AND STUPID CIVILIANS. I COULD CARE LESS NOW. ONCE YOU'VE SEEN ONE DEAD ARAB YOUVE SEEN EM ALL.

    IN RELATED NEWS, D12WORLDS VERY OWN DroMANGO OF THE ISLAMIC BROTHERHOOD FRATERNITY "PHI JI-HAD" HAS A NEW MIXTAPE OUT CALLED THE AL-KAY-DUH INVASION. THE NEW JEWISH DISS TRACK ENTITLED "IVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR A BUS TO EXPLODE ON" IS OFF THE MEAT RACK YALL.

    Originally posted by J. Gotti
    The closest you'll ever get to pussy is the stains you lick inside your moms panties
    THESE WHITE KIDS ACT LIKE THEY BEEN GETTING ASS SINCE THEY WAS 12. YO GOTTI IF I WAS A CATHOLIC AND I WENT TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY I WOULD HAVE BEEN DEVIRGINIZED AT AGE 9 ALSO. YOUR THE MAFIA-NAME-RIPPING FAG WHO HAS TO LIVE KNOWING FATHER SCOTT MADE YOU HIS BOY TOY IN THE CONFESSION BOOTH.

    A TOWN IN FRANCE HAS BEEN THROWING AWAY AMERICAN PRODUCTS RANGING FROM COKE, TO MUSIC CD'S, ALL THE WAY TO LEVER SOAP. ITS CALLED THE "SHOCK AND AWE" CAMPAIGN BECAUSE UNTIL NOW NOBODY KNEW FRENCH PEOPLE BOUGHT SOAP.

    BASEBALL IS BACK AND SO IS AMERICAS PAST TIME. NO IM NOT TALKING ABOUT LONG BORING SEASONS, IM TALKING ABOUT THE MOST CLASSIC FOOD EVER INVENTED. ******* JACKS. THE OFFICIAL SNACK OF MLB, AND THE MOST PROOF THUS FAR THAT AMERICANS ALWAYS CLOWNED DUMB CRACKAS.

    UNTIL THE NEXT EPISODE... ENJOY THE SNACK. CRACKAS.
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    Last edited by Warpox; 04-07-2003, 06:09 PM.

  • #2
    i cant deny that this is funny shit, espescially the omango part... but did you make this editorial all by your lonely this time?

    bahh, who cares right? too tired to beef.... good job on 1000 posts...14 posts per day will do that to someone.....
    "a lot of truth is said in jest"

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    • #3
      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that was great
      Moe is a privilege, not a right

      ...Betta Known As Tha DirtyDozenBabe...

      Im The Illest White Girl..

      I know my looks can be deceivin'

      HeArT(U)BrEaKeR


      oops

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      • #4
        lhaha @ the arab/omango disses.....

        thx 4 the shoutout too
        Vexx, bitch.

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        • #5
          GREEN TO ANSWER YOU TRUTHFULLY: YES

          ONLY THE POX EDITORIAL #3 HAD COMMON JOKES I WHIPPED UP. I RUSHED IT, THIS ONE I TOOK MY TIME. I DONT SEARCH SITES I JUST USE STUFF IN MY HEAD. BUT I TRIED EXTRA HARD TO COME UP WITH ORIGINAL STUFF THIS TIME AS A CHALLENGE TO THE HATERS WHO SAY I RIP SHIT. I DARE YOU TO CLAIM THIS IS RIPPED AND CHALLENGE YOU TO FIND IT ANYWHERE ELSE.
          Last edited by Warpox; 04-06-2003, 10:08 PM.

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          • #6
            http://www.d12world.com/board/showth...372#post588372
            This board deserves a better class of poster...

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            • #7
              lololololololololol this is the funniest one so far....good lookin on that shout out....dont they got comic view auditions or some shit?? if they do u should try out...peaceeee

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              • #8
                "IVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR A BUS TO EXPLODE ON"

                LOL
                I cant help my laughter as she cries
                my soul brings tears
                to angelic eyes
                and miles away my mother cries
                omnipotence nurturing malevolence

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                • #9
                  AL-KAY-DUH INVASION


                  yo where can i get this?!??! you got a link?
                  My lyrics are blueprints to money makin' - Tupac

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                  • #10
                    hahahaha warpox classic shit lol


                    ny representin
                    My President Is Black

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                    • #11
                      i'd pay to read this.... sad but true
                      Cause all I do is yearn a life without a concern and dream of having a turn to earn money to burn mapping out my strategies to get rich huh My desire is like a scratch that needs to get itched huh -eminem-

                      Battle Record: 13-2 KO's: 12

                      WINS:
                      sho-gun (KO)
                      JE-said-ST (KO)
                      Div (KO)
                      Brickcity (KO)
                      99.999% (KO)
                      Sho-gun 'rematch' (KO)
                      jerzee head (5-4)
                      Priceless One (KO)
                      Da Bam (KO)
                      MC Dean (KO)
                      LHS2006 (KO)
                      GangsterGrim (KO)
                      JAPUNKA$$ (KO)

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                      • #12
                        rofl @ "patiently waitin for a bus to explode on" and SARS
                        congrats on the thousand, keep postin and clownin people
                        Will Vill
                        One of the best underground MC's I've ever heard... check out the audio

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                        • #13
                          Shit is not funny, just real real stupid.

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                          • #14
                            Re: THE POX EDITORIAL #4 (1000 post shout out special edition. pox what)

                            Originally posted by Warpox
                            ITS ESPECIALLY TOUGH FOR ASIANS BECAUSE THEY HAVE NARROW EYES AND ALREADY LOOK FUCKED.
                            THE NEW JEWISH DISS TRACK ENTITLED "IVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR A BUS TO EXPLODE ON" IS OFF THE MEAT RACK YALL.
                            LMFAO!!!

                            that shit was mad witty and funny warpox.... thanks for the shout
                            KINKY
                            BE ALL YOU CAN BE


                            ____________________________

                            Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind!!!

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by bootLeg310
                              "IVE BEEN PATIENTLY WAITING FOR A BUS TO EXPLODE ON"

                              LOL
                              .........LOOOOL
                              ...........The Growth...........

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