My Band Lyrics

[nofearSJ]

tried to find but couldn't can anyone post it

[Swifty17]

.... r u serious

[ruff]

Why can't you type them yourself?

[nofearSJ]

my have to

[ELspid3yo]

how utterly pointless

[Dr. Greenthumb]

Intro: [Eminem]
I don't know dude. I think everybody is jealous and shit
cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude,
and I think, everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me dude,
and they need to take it up with me after the show.

Chorus: [Eminem]
Because. . .
These chicks don't even know the name of my band,
But they're all on me like they want to hold hands,
'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the man,
All because I'm the lead singer of my band.

Verse 1: [Eminem]
So I get offstage right? I drop the mic,
Walk up to these hot chicks then I'm all like,
"Sup, ladies, my name's Slim Shady,
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby." They're all like
"Oh my god it's him, Becky oh my fucking god it's Eminem."
"I swear to fucking god dude, you fucking rock,
Please won't you please let me suck your cock"
Now right now, the rest of the fellas get jealous,
Specially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas,
All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
throw their bras and their shirts and their panties onstage,
So like every single night them people fight with me,
But when we fight it's kind a like sealing rivalry,
Cause their back on stage the next night with me,
Dude, I just think you're trying to steal the light from me.
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me,
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be.
This rock star shit's the life for me,
and all the other guys just despise me because. . .

[Chorus]

My band! (8x)
My Bbbbbbbaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd!!!!!!!!!
Baby yeah!

Verse 2: [Swifty]
You just want to see a ***** backwards don't you?
??? that? How come we don't rap off pro toold
Smash these vocals and do a performance,
But we in a van, and he on a tour bus.
You don't want my autograph, you'se a liar,
and naw, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva."
And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our shit is looking smaller than a decimal.
See, I know how to rap, it's simple but,
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book.
So I'm more intact, trying to get on the map,
Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back

Verse 3: [Kuniva & Kon Artis]
Look at Em little punk ass, thinking he the shit
Yeah I know man ?????????
Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue
(Eminem) No I had and interview, not you two.
You gon' be late for soundcheck
Man, I ain't going to soundcheck
Man, But our mics is screwed up
And his always sound best
You know what man? I'm a say something
Ay'yo Em!
(Eminem)You got something to say!!!
Man, nothing.
I though you was about tell him off man, wassup?
Man, I'm a tell him what I feel like it man, shut up
You ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you, I swear
Man whatever!
I swear man

[Chorus]

Verse 4: [Proof]
They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not
Plus we sold out arena's to amusement parks.
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut off his mic off when the music starts.
Ready to snap on the dumbass fan,
Everytime I hear "Hey dude! I love you man!"
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments.
So why get 90 and we only get 10 percent of these
guys acting funny every area code.
"Proof ???" Bitch carry it home.
Can't make it to the stage, security in my way.
"Who the fuck are you, where's Obie Trice?"

Verse 5: [Bizzare]
God damn it, I'm sick of this group,
Time for me to go solo and make some loot.
I told you I made the beats, and wrote all the raps,
Till Kon Artis, slipped me some crack.
"Lose Yourself" video? I was in the back.
"Superman" video? I was in the back.
For the media, I got some suggestions,
Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions,
Like "Who's D12?", "How we get started?"
But what about Eminem?
Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway, Im the poverished guy in the group.
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute.
50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff,
Did 2 and a half, then couldn't get up.
Fuck D12, I'm out of this band,
I'm a start a band with the Real Roxanne.

I give up with the rest and it's not all correct
Edited some things(thanks keigan)

[Wuts_Rilly_Good]

That was fast ...

[VoXoM]

whered you get that song?

[Jaycen]

nice job thumbs up

[_shadows_]

DAMN that shit was fast...how u gon' do the "ma salsa"? n/m lol...

[Dr. Greenthumb]

i think, by the time i'm there, someone's already gonna have it done

[Keigan]

i got this so far from myself

but i see others are posting so take it from here and fix the 2 words i couldn't make out

[Intro: Eminem]
I don't know dude. I think everybody is jealous and shit
Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
And I think, everybody's got a fuckin problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show.


[Hook: Eminem]

Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band


[Verse: Eminem]

So I get off stage right? drop the mic
Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like
What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer of D12 baby
They're all like "Oh my God! It's him"
"Becky oh my fuckin God it's Eminem!"
"I swear to fuckin God, dude you fuckin rock!"
"Please Marshall, please let me suck your cock?"
And by now the rest of the fellas get jealous
Especially when I drop the beat and do my accapellas
All the chicks start yellin, all the hot babes
Throw their bras and there shirts and there panties on stage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry
Cause they're back on stage the next night with me
Dude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from me
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be
This rockstar shit, is the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me be


[Hook: Eminem]

Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band


[Bridge: Eminem]

My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band!
My Band! My Band! My Band! My Bannnnnnnnnnnnd!
Baby Yeaaaah!


[Verse: Swifty]
You just wanna see a ***** backwards dont you
Hey ??! How come we don't rap off Pro Tools
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van, and he in a tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you's a liar
and naw I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva!"
And what the Hell is wrong with our dressing room?
Cause our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal
See I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more intact, tryin to get on the map,
Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back


[Verse: Kon Artist/Kuniva (Eminem)]

Look at Em lil punk ass, thinkin he the shit
Yeah I know man by himself takin on the ??
Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue
(No I had an interview, not you two)
You gon' be late for soundcheck
Man, I ain't going to soundcheck
But our mics is screwed up
And his always sound best
You know what man? I'ma say something
Ay'yo Em!
(You got something to say!)
Man, nothing
I though you was about tell him off man, what's up?
Man, I'm a tell him what I feel like it man, shut up
You ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you, I swear
Man whatever!
I swear man!


[Hook: Eminem]

Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands
Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band

[Wuts_Rilly_Good]

Correcting AER987's lyrics...

[Eminem]
I don't know dude. I think everybody is all jealous and shit
Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
And I think, everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me dude
And they need to take it up with me after the show.

Chorus: [Eminem]
Because. . .
These chicks don't even know the name of my band
But they're all on me like they want to hold hands
'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the man
All because I'm the lead singer of my band.

[Eminem]
So I get offstage right? I drop the mic,
Walk up to these hot chicks then I'm all like
"Sup, ladies, my name's Slim Shady
I'm the lead singer in D12 baby." They're all like
"Oh my god it's him, Becky oh my fucking god it's Eminem."
"I swear to fucking god dude, you fucking rock
Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock"
Now right now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
Specially when I drop the beat and do my acapellas
All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
throw their bras and their shirts and their panties onstage
So like every single night they pick a fight with me
But when we fight it's kind a like sibling rivalry
Cause their back on stage the next night with me
"Dude, I just think you're trying to steal the light from me"
Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
This rock star shit's the life for me
And all the other guys just despise me because . . .

[Chorus]

My band! (8x)
My Bbbbbbbaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd!!!!!!!!!
Baby yeah!

Verse 2: [Swifty]
You just want to see a n!gga backwards don't you?
Hey dad, how come we don't rap off ?¿?
Smash these vocals and do a performance
But we in a van, and he in the tour bus
You don't want my autograph, you'se a liar,
And nah, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva."
And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
'Cause our shit is like smaller than a decimal
See, I know how to rap, it's simple but
All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
So I'm more in tact, trying to get on the map
Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back

Verse 3: [Kuniva & Kon Artis]
Look at Em little punk ass, thinking he the shit
Yeah I know man by himself takin' all the flix
Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue
(Eminem) No I had and interview, not you two
You gon' be late for soundcheck
Man, I ain't going to soundcheck
Man, our mics is screwed up
And his always sounds best
You know what man? I'ma say something
Ay'yo Em!
(Eminem)You got something to say!!!
Man, no!
I thought you was about tell him off man, wassup?
Man, I'm a tell him what I feel like, and man, shut up
You ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew
Man I was about to talk right after you, I swear
Aww man whatever!
I swear man

[Chorus]

[Proof]
They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not
With some sold out arenas to amusement parks
I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
I should cut his mic off when the music starts [Hey yo it's...]
Ready to snap on a dumbass fan everytime I hear, "Hey dude, I love your band!"
We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
So why you gettin' 90 when we only get 10 percent?
And these guys actin' funny every area code
"Proof carry my bag!" Bitch, carry your own
Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
[Who the fuck are you?! Where's Obie and Dre?!]

[Bizarre]
God dammit I'm sick of this group
Time for me to go solo and make some loot
I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack
Lose Yourself video... I was in the back
Superman video... I was in the back
For the media, I got some suggestions:
Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions!
Like who's D12? How'd we get started?
[But what about Eminem?] Bitch are you retarded?
Anyway... I'm the poverished guy in the group
Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
50 told me to do sit ups to get buff
Did two and a half, and couldn't get up
Fuck D12, I'm out of this band
I'ma start a group with the real Roxanne

[Singing]

[Bizarre - Chorus]

[Chorus Repeats]

etc etc.

[joeh171]

Eminem: I don't know dude i think everyone is all jealous and shit because i'm like the lead singer of the band dude and i think everyone has a fucking problem with me dude and they need to take it up with me after the show

<Chorus> Eminem
Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band but they all on me like they wanna hold hands cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man probabaly because i'm the lead singer of my band

(Eminem)
So i get off stage right drop the mic, walk up to these hot chicks and i'm all like whats up ladies my names slim shady i'm the lead singer of d-12 baby they all like "Oh my god its him becky oh my fuckin god its eminem, i swear to fuckin god dude u fuckin rock please marshall please marshall let me suck your cock" and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas ho chicks start yellin on a hot babes so there bras and their shirts and their panties on stage so like every single night they pick a fight with me but when we fight its kinda like sibling rivalary cuz they back on stage the next night wit me dude i jus think they trying to steal the light from me yesterday kuniva tryed to pull a knife on me becuz i told him jessica alba is my wife to be this rockstar shit is jus the life of me and all the other guys just despise me B

<Chorus> Eminem
Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band but they all on me like they wanna hold hands cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man probabaly because i'm the lead singer of my band

Eminem: My band My band My band my band my band my band my band my band my bannnnnnnnnnnnd baby baby
Swift" alright cut it marshall come on give me the mic fuck give me the mic

(Swift)
You just wanna see a n*gga backwards dont you i aint bad how come we dont rap off pro tools smash these vocals and do a performance but we in the van and hes in a tour bus you dont want my autograph use a liar and naw i'm swift "Oh I thought u was kuniva" and what the hell is wrong with our dressing room because our shit is looking smaller then a decimal see i know how to rap its simple but see all i did was read a russel simmons book so i'm more in tact trying to get on the map doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back

(Kuniva and Kon Artis)
Kuniva: Look at em little punk ass thinking he the shit
Kon Artis: yah i know by him self taking all the clicks(Camera flashes)
Kuniva: Hey I thought we had an interview with Dj Clue
Eminem: No I had an interview not you two
Kuniva: You gonna be late for sound check
Kon Artis: Man I aint going to sound check
Kuniva: And our Mics are screwed up
Kon Artis: And Em's always sounds best, you know what man i'ma say something
Kuniva: Hey Yo Em!
Eminem: You got something to say!
Kon Artis: Man Nothing
Kuniva: I thought u was about to tell him off man whats up?
Kon Artis: I was gonna tell him what I feel like and man shut up, you didn't even back me up and we supposed to be crew
Kuniva: And I was about to talk right after you, i swear
Kon Artis Oh Man shut
Kuniva I swear man

<Chorus> Eminem
Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band but they all on me like they wanna hold hands cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man probabaly because i'm the lead singer of my band

(Proof)
They say the lead singers rock but the group does notplus we sold out arenas to amusement parks i'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot i should got his mic off when the music starts ready to snap on a dumb ass fan everytime i hear "hey dude i love you band" we aint a band bitch we dont play instruments thats why we hit 90 and only get 10 percent and these guys acting funny every area code proof "proof can't even rap" proof can ya hoe can't make it to the stage security in the way "who the fuck are you wheres "Obie Trice"

(Bizzare)Got down w/ with them but i'm sick of this group time for me to go solo and make some loot i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps until kon artis slipped me some crack lose yourself video i was in the back superman video i was in the back fuck the media i got the suggestions fuck marshall ask us some questions like who is d12 how we get started "but what about eminem" bitch what you retarted anyway i'm the popularist guy in the group big ass stomach bitches think i'm cute 50 told me to do sit ups to get tuff did 2 in a half and couldn't get up fuck d-12 i'm out of this band i'm bout to start a group with the real roxanne"
(Eminem and Bizzare singing)
You look at it and you can see you are the only one for me and you jsut tell youself it imortant you dont know the band
Bizzare: Em Fuck this (Punch)

<Chorus> Bizzare
Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band hahaha but they all on me like they wanna hold hands "Fuck Marshall" cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man "Yah" all becausei'm the new... hahaha
Eminem and Bizzare: the band, roxanne, the band, roxanne,the band, roxanne, the band, roxanne
the band, roxanne, the bannnnnnnnnnnnd

Eminem(salsa): I'm the lead singer of the band make I get all the girls to take of their underpants, i'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance my salsa ewww ewww look at for my next single its called my salsa, my slasa, Salsa, Salsa, Salsa, Salsa my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants my salsa
Where did everyone go?

[joeh171]

thats what i typed out