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  • #16
    whod the fuk u get all that salsa sh!t lol
    aka Fifty0550

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    • #17
      I think at the end he's saying "salsa, seltzer, salsa" like that one episode of Seinfeld where Jerry says a latin dude can't order seltzer without getting salsa because they sound the same with a hispanic accent.

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      • #18
        [Eminem]
        I don't know dude. I think everybody is all jealous and shit
        Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
        And I think, everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me dude
        And they need to take it up with me after the show.

        [Chorus - Eminem]
        Because...
        These chicks don't even know the name of my baaand
        But they're all on me like they want to hold haaands
        'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the maan
        All because I'm the lead singer of my baand.

        [Eminem]
        So I get offstage right? I drop the mic,
        Walk up to these hot chicks then I'm all like
        "Sup, ladies, my name's Slim Shady
        I'm the lead singer in D12 baby." They're all like
        "OH MY GOD ITS HIM!! BECKY OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS EMINEM!!"
        "I swear to fucking god dude, you fucking rock
        Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock!"
        Now right now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
        SPECIALLY WHEN I DROP THE BEAT AND DO MY ACAPELLAS!
        All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
        throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
        So like every single night they pick a fight with me
        But when we fight it's kind a like sibling rivalry
        Cause their back on stage the next night with me
        "Dude, I just think you're trying to steal the light from me"
        Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
        Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
        This rock star shit's the life for me
        And all the other guys just despise me because . . .

        [Chorus - Eminem]
        These chicks don't even know the name of my baaand
        But they're all on me like they want to hold haaands
        'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the maan
        All because I'm the lead singer of my baand.

        [Bridge]
        My band! (8x)
        BAAAABBBYYY YEEAAHHHH!!!!

        [Swifty]
        You just want to see a ***** backwards don't you?
        Hey dad, how come we don't rap off ??
        Smash these vocals and do a performance
        But we in a van, and he in the tour bus
        You don't want my autograph, you'se a liar,
        And nah, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva."
        And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
        'Cause our shit is like smaller than a decimal
        See, I know how to rap, it's simple but
        All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
        So I'm more in tact, trying to get on the map
        Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back

        [Kuniva & Kon Artis]
        Look at Em little punk ass, thinking he the shit
        Yeah I know man by himself takin' all the flix
        Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue
        (Eminem) No I had and interview, not you two
        You gon' be late for soundcheck
        Man, I ain't going to soundcheck
        Man, our mics is screwed up
        And his always sounds best
        You know what man? I'ma say something
        Ay'yo Em!
        (Eminem)You got something to say!!!
        Man, no!
        I thought you was about tell him off man, wassup?
        Man, I'm a tell him what I feel like, and man, shut up
        You ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew
        Man I was about to talk right after you, I swear
        Aww man whatever!
        I swear man

        [Chorus - Eminem]
        These chicks don't even know the name of my baaand
        But they're all on me like they want to hold haaands
        'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the maan
        All because I'm the lead singer of my baand.

        [Proof]
        They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not
        With some sold out arenas to amusement parks
        I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
        I should cut his mic off when the music starts [Hey yo it's...]
        Ready to snap on a dumbass fan everytime I hear, "Hey dude, I love your band!"
        We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
        So why you gettin' 90 when we only get 10 percent?
        And these guys actin' funny every area code
        "Proof carry my bag!" Bitch, carry your own
        Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
        [Who the fuck are you?! Where's Obie and Dre?!]

        [Bizarre]
        God dammit I'm sick of this group
        Time for me to go solo and make some loot
        I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
        Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack
        Lose Yourself video... I was in the back
        Superman video... I was in the back
        For the media, I got some suggestions:
        Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions!
        Like who's D12? How'd we get started?
        [But what about Eminem?] Bitch are you retarded?
        Anyway... I'm the poverished guy in the group
        Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
        50 told me to do sit ups to get buff
        Did two and a half, and couldn't get up
        Fuck D12, I'm out of this band
        I'ma start a group with the real Roxanne

        [Eminem - Singing]
        GIRL WHY CANT U SEEE YOUR THEEEEE
        ONLLLYYY ONE FOR ME AND IT JUST
        TEARS MY ASS APART TO KNOW THATTT
        YOU DONT KNOW MY BAAAANNNNDDDD!!!

        [Bizarre - Chorus]
        These chicks don't even know the name of my baaand (Haha)
        But they're all on me like they want to hold haaands (Fuck Marshall)
        'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the maan (Yeah!)
        All because I'm the lead singe.... hahahahhahah

        [Bridge]
        My band! (8x)
        My Bbbbbbbaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd!!!!!!!!!

        [Bizzare]
        YEah!
        The hardest boyband in the world!!

        [Eminem]
        I'm the lead singer of the band
        make I get all the girls to take of their underpants,
        i'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa
        makes all the pretty girls want to dance
        my salsa ewww ewww look at for my next single its called
        my salsa, my seltzer, Salsa, seltzer, Salsa, seltzer
        my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance
        and take of their underpants
        my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance
        and take of their underpants my salsa
        Where did everybody go?


        yeah, i think thats right with everyones corrections and stuff.....?

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        • #19
          good lookin likwid
          CHALDEANS WITH WEED CONNECTS LIKE WHOA
          -Royce Da 5'9"

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          • #20
            many props!!
            ITS BE MOTHER*UCKER

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            • #21
              thx for the lyrics
              CeroY BEATS
              http://www.myspace.com/ceroybeats
              http://www.soundclick.com/ceroybeats

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              • #22
                *edit* plz...

                bizarre rhymes shit[some not words] with band in the background of the last bridge like "the band, our band, molain, moo-man, roxanne, shontan, lesbian"...w/e...
                oldskoolavatar

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                • #23
                  thanks for the lyrics

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                  • #24
                    [Who the fuck are you?! Where's Obie and Dre?!]

                    lol @ that part.

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                    • #25
                      lol, i love the kon artis and kuniva verse, especially kon artis' parts.

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                      • #26
                        haha the songs cool and everyone hated on it at first
                        LOST
                        THEN I NEVER WANT TO DIE
                        I... I WANT TO LIVE FOREVER










                        8.12.04

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                        • #27
                          shady sounds different dosnt he...
                          ...who the f#ck would'a thought it
                          Last edited by andrew8; 03-04-2004, 08:19 PM.
                          And thats the bottom line...

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                          • #28
                            please wont u please...think it says Marshalll in there somewhere
                            And thats the bottom line...

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