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  • andrew8
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    please wont u please...think it says Marshalll in there somewhere

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  • andrew8
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    shady sounds different dosnt he...
    ...who the f#ck would'a thought it
    Last edited by andrew8; 03-04-2004, 08:19 PM.

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  • JMart
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    haha the songs cool and everyone hated on it at first

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  • Frantic
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    lol, i love the kon artis and kuniva verse, especially kon artis' parts.

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  • shady rabbit
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    [Who the fuck are you?! Where's Obie and Dre?!]

    lol @ that part.

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  • ayla
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    thanks for the lyrics

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  • _shadows_
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    *edit* plz...

    bizarre rhymes shit[some not words] with band in the background of the last bridge like "the band, our band, molain, moo-man, roxanne, shontan, lesbian"...w/e...

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  • Royce
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    thx for the lyrics

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  • aislewatch25
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    many props!!

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  • ChaldeanPimp
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    good lookin likwid

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  • Likwid E
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    [Eminem]
    I don't know dude. I think everybody is all jealous and shit
    Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude
    And I think, everybody's got a fuckin' problem with me dude
    And they need to take it up with me after the show.

    [Chorus - Eminem]
    Because...
    These chicks don't even know the name of my baaand
    But they're all on me like they want to hold haaands
    'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the maan
    All because I'm the lead singer of my baand.

    [Eminem]
    So I get offstage right? I drop the mic,
    Walk up to these hot chicks then I'm all like
    "Sup, ladies, my name's Slim Shady
    I'm the lead singer in D12 baby." They're all like
    "OH MY GOD ITS HIM!! BECKY OH MY FUCKING GOD ITS EMINEM!!"
    "I swear to fucking god dude, you fucking rock
    Please Marshall please, let me suck your cock!"
    Now right now, the rest of the fellas get jealous
    SPECIALLY WHEN I DROP THE BEAT AND DO MY ACAPELLAS!
    All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes
    throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage
    So like every single night they pick a fight with me
    But when we fight it's kind a like sibling rivalry
    Cause their back on stage the next night with me
    "Dude, I just think you're trying to steal the light from me"
    Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me
    Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife-to-be
    This rock star shit's the life for me
    And all the other guys just despise me because . . .

    [Chorus - Eminem]
    These chicks don't even know the name of my baaand
    But they're all on me like they want to hold haaands
    'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the maan
    All because I'm the lead singer of my baand.

    [Bridge]
    My band! (8x)
    BAAAABBBYYY YEEAAHHHH!!!!

    [Swifty]
    You just want to see a ***** backwards don't you?
    Hey dad, how come we don't rap off ??
    Smash these vocals and do a performance
    But we in a van, and he in the tour bus
    You don't want my autograph, you'se a liar,
    And nah, I'm Swift, "Oh, I thought you were Kuniva."
    And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room?
    'Cause our shit is like smaller than a decimal
    See, I know how to rap, it's simple but
    All I did was read a Russell Simmons book
    So I'm more in tact, trying to get on the map
    Doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back

    [Kuniva & Kon Artis]
    Look at Em little punk ass, thinking he the shit
    Yeah I know man by himself takin' all the flix
    Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue
    (Eminem) No I had and interview, not you two
    You gon' be late for soundcheck
    Man, I ain't going to soundcheck
    Man, our mics is screwed up
    And his always sounds best
    You know what man? I'ma say something
    Ay'yo Em!
    (Eminem)You got something to say!!!
    Man, no!
    I thought you was about tell him off man, wassup?
    Man, I'm a tell him what I feel like, and man, shut up
    You ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew
    Man I was about to talk right after you, I swear
    Aww man whatever!
    I swear man

    [Chorus - Eminem]
    These chicks don't even know the name of my baaand
    But they're all on me like they want to hold haaands
    'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the maan
    All because I'm the lead singer of my baand.

    [Proof]
    They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not
    With some sold out arenas to amusement parks
    I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot
    I should cut his mic off when the music starts [Hey yo it's...]
    Ready to snap on a dumbass fan everytime I hear, "Hey dude, I love your band!"
    We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments
    So why you gettin' 90 when we only get 10 percent?
    And these guys actin' funny every area code
    "Proof carry my bag!" Bitch, carry your own
    Can't make it to the stage, security in the way
    [Who the fuck are you?! Where's Obie and Dre?!]

    [Bizarre]
    God dammit I'm sick of this group
    Time for me to go solo and make some loot
    I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps
    Til Kon Artis slipped me some crack
    Lose Yourself video... I was in the back
    Superman video... I was in the back
    For the media, I got some suggestions:
    Fuck Marshall, ask us some questions!
    Like who's D12? How'd we get started?
    [But what about Eminem?] Bitch are you retarded?
    Anyway... I'm the poverished guy in the group
    Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute
    50 told me to do sit ups to get buff
    Did two and a half, and couldn't get up
    Fuck D12, I'm out of this band
    I'ma start a group with the real Roxanne

    [Eminem - Singing]
    GIRL WHY CANT U SEEE YOUR THEEEEE
    ONLLLYYY ONE FOR ME AND IT JUST
    TEARS MY ASS APART TO KNOW THATTT
    YOU DONT KNOW MY BAAAANNNNDDDD!!!

    [Bizarre - Chorus]
    These chicks don't even know the name of my baaand (Haha)
    But they're all on me like they want to hold haaands (Fuck Marshall)
    'Cause once I blow they'll know that I'll be the maan (Yeah!)
    All because I'm the lead singe.... hahahahhahah

    [Bridge]
    My band! (8x)
    My Bbbbbbbaaaaaaannnnnnnddddddd!!!!!!!!!

    [Bizzare]
    YEah!
    The hardest boyband in the world!!

    [Eminem]
    I'm the lead singer of the band
    make I get all the girls to take of their underpants,
    i'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa
    makes all the pretty girls want to dance
    my salsa ewww ewww look at for my next single its called
    my salsa, my seltzer, Salsa, seltzer, Salsa, seltzer
    my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance
    and take of their underpants
    my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance
    and take of their underpants my salsa
    Where did everybody go?


    yeah, i think thats right with everyones corrections and stuff.....?

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  • Diggity
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    I think at the end he's saying "salsa, seltzer, salsa" like that one episode of Seinfeld where Jerry says a latin dude can't order seltzer without getting salsa because they sound the same with a hispanic accent.

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  • Jaycen
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    whod the fuk u get all that salsa sh!t lol

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  • joeh171
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    thats what i typed out

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  • joeh171
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    Eminem: I don't know dude i think everyone is all jealous and shit because i'm like the lead singer of the band dude and i think everyone has a fucking problem with me dude and they need to take it up with me after the show

    <Chorus> Eminem
    Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band but they all on me like they wanna hold hands cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man probabaly because i'm the lead singer of my band

    (Eminem)
    So i get off stage right drop the mic, walk up to these hot chicks and i'm all like whats up ladies my names slim shady i'm the lead singer of d-12 baby they all like "Oh my god its him becky oh my fuckin god its eminem, i swear to fuckin god dude u fuckin rock please marshall please marshall let me suck your cock" and by now the rest of the fellas get jealous especially when i drop the beat and do my acapellas ho chicks start yellin on a hot babes so there bras and their shirts and their panties on stage so like every single night they pick a fight with me but when we fight its kinda like sibling rivalary cuz they back on stage the next night wit me dude i jus think they trying to steal the light from me yesterday kuniva tryed to pull a knife on me becuz i told him jessica alba is my wife to be this rockstar shit is jus the life of me and all the other guys just despise me B

    <Chorus> Eminem
    Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band but they all on me like they wanna hold hands cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man probabaly because i'm the lead singer of my band

    Eminem: My band My band My band my band my band my band my band my band my bannnnnnnnnnnnd baby baby
    Swift" alright cut it marshall come on give me the mic fuck give me the mic

    (Swift)
    You just wanna see a n*gga backwards dont you i aint bad how come we dont rap off pro tools smash these vocals and do a performance but we in the van and hes in a tour bus you dont want my autograph use a liar and naw i'm swift "Oh I thought u was kuniva" and what the hell is wrong with our dressing room because our shit is looking smaller then a decimal see i know how to rap its simple but see all i did was read a russel simmons book so i'm more in tact trying to get on the map doing jumping jacks while getting whipped on my back

    (Kuniva and Kon Artis)
    Kuniva: Look at em little punk ass thinking he the shit
    Kon Artis: yah i know by him self taking all the clicks(Camera flashes)
    Kuniva: Hey I thought we had an interview with Dj Clue
    Eminem: No I had an interview not you two
    Kuniva: You gonna be late for sound check
    Kon Artis: Man I aint going to sound check
    Kuniva: And our Mics are screwed up
    Kon Artis: And Em's always sounds best, you know what man i'ma say something
    Kuniva: Hey Yo Em!
    Eminem: You got something to say!
    Kon Artis: Man Nothing
    Kuniva: I thought u was about to tell him off man whats up?
    Kon Artis: I was gonna tell him what I feel like and man shut up, you didn't even back me up and we supposed to be crew
    Kuniva: And I was about to talk right after you, i swear
    Kon Artis Oh Man shut
    Kuniva I swear man

    <Chorus> Eminem
    Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band but they all on me like they wanna hold hands cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man probabaly because i'm the lead singer of my band

    (Proof)
    They say the lead singers rock but the group does notplus we sold out arenas to amusement parks i'm gonna let the world know that proof is hot i should got his mic off when the music starts ready to snap on a dumb ass fan everytime i hear "hey dude i love you band" we aint a band bitch we dont play instruments thats why we hit 90 and only get 10 percent and these guys acting funny every area code proof "proof can't even rap" proof can ya hoe can't make it to the stage security in the way "who the fuck are you wheres "Obie Trice"

    (Bizzare)Got down w/ with them but i'm sick of this group time for me to go solo and make some loot i told you i made the beats and wrote all the raps until kon artis slipped me some crack lose yourself video i was in the back superman video i was in the back fuck the media i got the suggestions fuck marshall ask us some questions like who is d12 how we get started "but what about eminem" bitch what you retarted anyway i'm the popularist guy in the group big ass stomach bitches think i'm cute 50 told me to do sit ups to get tuff did 2 in a half and couldn't get up fuck d-12 i'm out of this band i'm bout to start a group with the real roxanne"
    (Eminem and Bizzare singing)
    You look at it and you can see you are the only one for me and you jsut tell youself it imortant you dont know the band
    Bizzare: Em Fuck this (Punch)

    <Chorus> Bizzare
    Because the chicks don't even know the name of my band hahaha but they all on me like they wanna hold hands "Fuck Marshall" cuz once i blow they know that i'll be the man "Yah" all becausei'm the new... hahaha
    Eminem and Bizzare: the band, roxanne, the band, roxanne,the band, roxanne, the band, roxanne
    the band, roxanne, the bannnnnnnnnnnnd

    Eminem(salsa): I'm the lead singer of the band make I get all the girls to take of their underpants, i'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance my salsa ewww ewww look at for my next single its called my salsa, my slasa, Salsa, Salsa, Salsa, Salsa my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants my salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants my salsa
    Where did everyone go?
    Last edited by joeh171; 02-28-2004, 01:42 AM.

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