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    True story, I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else.

    One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car. My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

    "The moral of this story is:"

    "Always keep your condoms in your car."
    The Law Doesn't Make Mistakes.

  • #2
    haha lol....thats ur true story??
    It's funny how stupid fucks on here think they no better than the leading artists in the music industry.

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    • #3
      Sounds Like A Romance Novel Gone Wild

      All Those In-laws For The Law Man
      Iceburg "SLIM", The Most "SHADY" .. Franky Baby

      - Whats Beef?


      NO !

      You's Not BIG
      ..and Pac
      Not East VS West
      Nigg-a This Is Least VS Best

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      • #4
        ROFL LMAO LOL. thats some funny shit. so u marrying the girl?
        Skeet Skeet Skeet.

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        • #5
          rofl!!!
          thats some funny ass shit
          Bay Area Love
          Go 49ers
          Raiders suck

          N1ggaz bustin shots like they lost they minds
          Like 25 - Life never crossed they miiiinds
          -2pac

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          • #6
            lol nah not my story.
            The Law Doesn't Make Mistakes.

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            • #7
              lmao!!!

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              • #8
                lol!

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                • #9
                  ROFLMAO! Anyways all the time while I was reding this I was picturing you in that situation. Nice avy!

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                  • #10
                    hahaha ::
                    nice one
                    "Anything worth doing, is worth overdoing"
                    "A man with nothing, ain't got nothing to lose"
                    2011-2012 Detroit Lions = Playoffs
                    \m/\m/

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                    • #11
                      Story has been around for a while.
                      Originally posted by Mycall
                      You're in "college".

                      And have no lack of maturity.
                      Originally posted by RSolo101
                      btw u just jelous u cant grow facial hair? lol i could grow a full beard if i really wanted to jsut to let u kno aight

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                      • #12
                        LOLOLOLOL........Thats the funnniest shit Ive read in a long time.....
                        Palabra a tu madre

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                        • #13
                          Good one, Law....!
                          Ignorance is NOT bliss.....



                          Your opinion of me is none of MY business......

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                          • #14
                            future in-laws aint nothing but tricks

                            good story, lol
                            Fuck Tha 5-0's>Still Ill>Fuck_Cops
                            If i'm an asshole towards you than it means your a
                            moron that's needs to be fitted with cement shoes.
                            But don't try to e-beef it's pointless. Be coo

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                            • #15
                              funny story...

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