Banks best line?

[ssciencess]

The Lloyd Banks Quotable


"i got more beef than kelly price before the diet"
"Have *****s posted up on ya block like they shootin a freethrow"
"im in a bitch mouth every mornin like toothpaste"
"I still walk around wit the hammer boss, Rope and a cross, Hard times'll make a lil ***** hate santa claus!"
"Have Girls doin more bendin over than the game of pool"
"Ill Have You Holding Your Chest Like You Singing The National Anthem"
"You The Type To Spark Metal And, Start Thinkin You Gangsta Cuz You Hit A Parked Yellow Van "
"Ill Put Chalk Around Your Head Like A Poolstick"
"Im Hungry LIke A South African With Flies Stuck To His Face"
"You Can Either Get Bucked Or Get Ya Ass Jumped, The ONly Trigger You Touched Is On A Gas Pump"
"Ill Leave You In Water, Like The Statue Of Liberty"
"You Aint Nuthyn But A Name On My Recipe "
"I Was Born To Thys Game Like Birthmarks"

G-G-G-G-UNIT! Aint Noone F uckin With Banks Right Now
"yo girl blow me like nintendo games"
-fall back

"the only clip on ya hip is to ya cell phone"
- g unit 15 min freestyle

"i got more beef than kelly price before the diet"
- g unit 15 min freestyle



"I'm blamed for the heat round my way/
I made it without a Making Of The Band or a Freestyle Friday/
Why you wit him if his troops don't buck/
I'll have the coroner wrapping you in plastic like a Fruit Roll-Up/
I get brain like every female in my past's intelligent/
And go through more nuts than the average elephant/
They actin' like they own slugs and armoury/
But if we bump heads they be talkin' faster than Bone Thugs N Harmony"
- Lloyd Banks

"And I've learned to overcome the new faces/
I'm startin' to heat up, so my dick get more tongue than shoe laces/
You can catch me in the hood, couple trees and them bangin' things/
High, cause I go through more trees than orangitans/
You gonna make me throw the clip in and pop ya/
You're horrible *****, I'd rather sit through an opera"
- Lloyd Banks

"We got more 4, 5's and 9's than a deck of cards"


I like 'em slim in the waste, curves in the right place
A bitch wit hips, lips, and a nice face
Your appetite'll put a dent up in a ***** salary
You need to stop burnin that weed, and burn a calorie
Your attitude is like you always have gear
You got a pony tail, you ain't always have hair
I just wanna see your Capri's comin' down
Mami we run the town, stay away if you 300 pounds

"you concerned with yo jobs, cuz the ***lery i own, will make yah bitch eyes the same size as kermit the frogs"

"man what kind of beef do they want / lil kids'll find yah body in the grass after the easter egg hunt"

"guns are like tatoos, even bow wow's got one"

"these *****s riding round crunched up in a coup / lookin tighter than a bob sledder"

"i leave a ***** with more holes than the pga / and baller blockin cuz he stuck in the the CBA"

"cut a ***** shit quicker than grandmaster flash"

"doin more bendin over than the game of pool"

Some remain and some switch when the hoes got us/thats why I know more tricks then the Globetrotters

Make you stutter, and make you say your verse faster then Twista

My *****s here, they just play the rear like the other half of the Neptunes

The boy strapped two ninas/And smokin out a bag big enough to fit on vacuum cleaners

Keep givin that same stare/I'll pull the trey out like the back of a airplane chair

I seen her in the mall shoppin/Now I'm contemplatin bout stoppin/Cause she can get me off like Cochran

The entire Victory song, thats one of the hottest songs of the year man. And I love his verse in both In Cold Blood Remix and Gangstas w/Luda. Two of my favorites rite there.
"Ill Have You Holding Your Chest Like You Singing The National Anthem"
"You The Type To Spark Metal And, Start Thinkin You Gangsta Cuz You Hit A Parked Yellow Van "
"Ill Put Chalk Around Your Head Like A Poolstick"
"Im Hungry LIke A South African With Flies Stuck To His Face"
"You Can Either Get Bucked Or Get Ya Ass Jumped, The ONly Trigger You Touched Is On A Gas Pump"
"Ill Leave You In Water, Like The Statue Of Liberty"
"You Aint Nuthyn But A Name On My Recipe "
"I Was Born To Thys Game Like Birthmarks"

"everyday i got a new bitch and when i'm done wit her it look like she dive head first inta coolwhip.."

"i know you wanna pop me but if i hit you first the exit wound gonna be the size of a hockey puck.."

"***** you wearin jerseys but mine is a throw back and yours is a starter.."

"i been sick since *****s was on harold minors dick.."

"i'll leave wit 12 shells in ya mouth like a carton of eggs.."

"i'll send cars to ya crib like i'm a cab dispatcher.."

I'm from the hood where the drop-outs is bangin for the feelin
For houses wit Tvs hangin from the ceilin
We gamble on ball courts
Keep the paint peelin
You either play ball or rap if you aint dealin

*****z mad cause I'm flossin' bad
I ain't a wrestler, but I'll put your bitch the Boston crab
I talk money cause it costs to brag
Round here bitches walk around wit the hair that the horses had
Rap it get your face stuck on them bricks
I don't really like to exercise but I'll push up on a bitch

when you think about me grinding my fans
You even got more watch on but it's to much time on your hands
They say behind every good man is a woman
So tash pull up stash the cannon linen
I'll never be your chofuer to the mall
You'll learn to appreciate cd's and posters on the wall
fatal attractions is mad real
Last bitch I deaded got mad and swallowed 50 Advil's


BANKS IS THE F UCKIN FUTURE

"Im blowin on sticky wit a slut
it went from hi how u doin to a quicky in the truck"

"As long as im here im gunna grab cheqes
and make my cash streach
longer the geraffs necks'

"the only scar on your bodys a streach mark"

"I still walk around with the hammer boss
Rope and the cross
hard times make lil ***** hate santa claus
your styles older the diana ross
im like a 2003 banana porsche"

"fuck around i get you bashed in
my flows worth mills like the dress princess diana crashed in"

"All the girls at the show
i had to go and fuck the crazy hoe
callin up hot 97 cause she no im on the radio"
"take a look at the kid no take a look at the crib now take a look at the car ima mother fuckin star its kinda hard for me 2 practice cuz *****s aint up to par and my paper stretch longer than abdul jabbar i been hit wit a nina and a grip of a lobster hatin me u musta had a fryin pan full of vodka i used to ride a bike now i land in a chopper"

Lloyd Banks freestyle over 2pac and biggies runnin beat


"all my sex partners 5'9 wit balloon breasts"

"ya dressin rooms the size of my bathroom"
"Only way I get blue balls is if ya girl wears blue lipstick"

[biggiejerseys]

lloyd's debut solo album.

When's Llyod Bank's Solo album comin out?
llyod the best member of the g(orilla) unit.

[DesertTree313]

"Run, move startin a' wave
I'll leave twelve shells in ya mouth like a carton of eggs" - 'Banks Victory'

"I know to watch botherin ya vision
You reach and I'll put a dot on ya head like its part of yo' religion" - 'Banks Victory'

"You ain't rich, but we glad to snatch ya
I send cars to crib like I'm a cab dispatcher" - 'Banks Victory'

"They comparin' me to veterens *****,
and I'm too young to buy liquor" - 'Round Here'

"Rap it get your face stuck on them bricks
I don't really like to exercise but I'll push up on a bitch" - 'Bad News'

"First a coward is braggin' and didn't clap their mark
You deserve a beatin' faster than a fat mans heart" - 'Where I'm From'

"I'm burnin' unfamiliar bud, I pack a shotgun like Elmer Fudd,
that'll blow-off and leave you hella blood" - 'Order Of Protection'

"Eat where they sell lobster,
my eyes slated like Pharrell's partner" - 'Order Of Protection'

"You aint stoppin me dog
Only time you left ya hood is on Monopoly boards" - 'That's What's Up'

"Beef, you a target
Cause when we come at yo ass, Aladdin wont be the only one the carpet" - 'That's What's Up'

"Slow down punk *****, don't exceed your speed
Cause I will put G's on your fitted like the Negro League" - 'Poppin' Them Thangs'

"Nuttin but bling bling in your face boy; that's why my neck shine
like one of the shirts that Puffy and Mase wore
I done found a nympho as soon as I pop a broad
She had my balls, head first like a soccer star" - 'Poppin' Them Thangs'

"Threw me a combo with two cups and,
I'm in your bedroom, fuckin up your sheets like the Klu Klux Klan" - 'Groupie Love'

"I'm tired of you *****s with your maybe beef
We gonna be here forever, you're temporary like baby teeth" - 'Beg For Mercy'

"And I don't mean a soda
The 16 top shot loader'll bend ya ass up like yoga" - 'Lay Ya Ass Down'

"***elry got me in heavy gray pictures
Plus I light up trees like every day's Christmas" - 'Lay Ya Ass Down'

"I know my history, my family tree done said "master"
Fuck livin positive, cause negativity spreads faster
A celebrity has ta, bulletproof his car
Cause big hits come flyin through ya door like Casper" - 'Banks Workout'

"You only gon wind up dead tryin to prove shit
I put chalk around ya head like a pool stick
I gotta have bucks on the waist
I'm hungry like a south african with fly stuck to his face" - 'Banks Workout'

"You could either get bucked or get ya ass jumped
The only tigger you touch is on a gas pump" - 'Banks Workout'

"Fuck, I really hold the rubber
I send Sparks at you and I don't mean Emilio or Bubba" - 'Banks Workout'

"I know you hate me and would like to jump me
'Cause I run around arces like Michael's monkey" - 'Bad News'

"Open ya chest out, enough to pop buttons/Buddens" - 'What's My Name Pt. 2 Freestyle'

"I know ya kind, get in the ride and leave the city quick
*****s Bleed just like us, I'm on that Biggie shit" - 'Bangers'

"Can't hang out all night like I used ta
Never gotta diploma but I'm as bright as my future" - 'Freestyle'

"Y'all ain't got no aim, bunch o' cocky sprayers
Hittin' up the wall more than hockey players" - '2004 Warm Up'

"Ya fingernails and ya toes is polished
But ya brains on freeze, in other words, frozen knowledge" - 'Porno Star'

"Your top seller gettin' sticked for his shine
Either I'm blind, or Ashanti's sideburns is thicker than mine" - 'What Goes Around'

"I get brain like every female in my pads intelligent
And takin' more nuts than ya average elephant" - 'Fall Back'

"And I learned to overcome the new faces
I'm startin' to heat up, so my dick get more tongue than shoe laces
You can catch me in the 'hood, coupla Gs and I'm bangin' thangs
I'm high 'cuz I go through more trees than urang-atans" - 'Fall Back'

"God's been wonderin' where my ass been,
probably 'cuz I'm on vacation in South Beach gettin' head like a aspirin" - 'Banks Workout II'

"You know it's a pimpin' affair when the car enters
Why you give ya hoes mostly ice like bartenders" - 'Fall Back'


Hopefully that's enough, Banks is dope

[Midwest Loco]

Sometimes I'm in Atlanta
Where they Bank Head bounce
And you can come
But after you give Banks head...bounce.

Love that line!

[ShoBoat704]

not exact but..... my name known in hot places/ im startin to heat up, so my dick get more tounge than shoe laces.... crazy line

[LloydBanks]

"the bigger the rim, the bigger the tire, hollowtips make it feel like a n!gga on fire"

[Arch Dogg]

Here's a REAL hot one...

But at light/ with no lights/ she'll have you wondering/ if there's a lightning bug in her mouth/ or a glow in the dark tongue ring!

Banks is the future.

Peace,
Arch Dogg

[Arch Dogg]

we got more foriegn shooters than the Sacremento Kings
I'm hungry like a South African with flies stuck to his face
I'll put chalk around your head like a pool stick
your temporary like baby teeth
I'll leave twelve shells in your mouth like a carton of eggs

Here's a good one from Porno Star
Damn this bitch thick
she's on that Lil Kim shit
see her hair match the color of her lipstick
now this chick, learned to love ***elry like Slick Rick
and she had a walk on her that'll leave you with a stiff dick
her jeans had a sick fit
to make a long story short, this ain't the type of bitch your gonna stick with

Peace,
Arch Dogg

PS. To all Lloyd Banks fans... his debut album, The Hunger For More is droppin on Tuesday, May 25 on G-Unit Records. There's a track on there called Fire, produced by Eminem. This is supposedly the illest Lloyd Banks solo track to date. Someone find a link!

[soul intent]

the one in my sig
i gotta have bucks on the waste/im hungry like a south african with flies stuck to his face
if theres more than one hoe, sit back and blow me/and argue over my balls like shaq and kobe
you got soldiers, but you still gotta respect the odds/we got more 4-5's and 9's then a deck of cards.
you want stripes, put on a foot locker uniform/ill fuck around and put a lump on ya forehead, you look like a unicorn.
n!gga you can run, but the lights a beatcha/ and put red dots on you like a slice of pizza
duck from the sk special/or ima leave ya fuckin shirt lookin the like essays dress you
i got ends in my jeans/for benz's wit screens/cause i take money like vendin machines
my hood is all fucked up there aint no goals/little boys turn to convicts and grils turn to hoes
fuck kids, it aint my turn to be stressed/ a bitch worst nightmare is a paternity test
acknowledge whenever we round/and as far as bouncin back, im like ben wallace on the rebound
now all the vechiles is long enough to stash the streep sweeper/this shit can get uglier than a master p sneaker
you dont wanna know how much this cost/n!gga im ballin, my dick been through every color lip gloss
dog im focused/ so even if i slip off beat I'm right...back...on before you notice
if you aint thumpin or dumpin then go the hell home/ cause the only clip on ya hip holds a cell phone

so many more

[bowman_08]

theres tons:

guns r like tatoos n!gga even bow wow's got one
ur shit will never pop like 10 gold chains thats y ur bitch blowin on me like nintendo games
i dunt argue with bitches that only adds me stress, i toss a bitch outta my mansion like jazzy jeff
heavysmokin is the thing i do, that y my weed supply can fill up the couch of a kangaroo

[D 2 tha MO]

"im honest it aint no lies. ***** i dont even eat in resturants if it aint no fries. i throw combos 6 4's and 5's. dont put ya hand out if it aint for a five.

[ShadyRecords42O]

"i suggest u go home cuz i won't hesitate 2 let the chrome touch ya/***** i'm never scared like bone crusha"=B-A-N-K-$

[C.V.D]

come on peeps i know more banks fans are out there drop ya fav line.
peace!

[One-Way]

/\ crazy.. where tat from?

banks line

its not exactly a metaphor but i thought this was sick

"If theres more than one ho, sit back and blow me/
And argue over my balls like shaq and kobe"