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    50 Cent Named One Of "50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers"
    By Nolan Strong


    The New York Press has released the 2nd annual "50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers" issue.

    "In defining the word 'loathsome,' we cast a wide net and caught all manner of frauds, blowhards and bloodsuckers," the New York Press wrote. "Sometimes the people displaying this behavior are representative of unseen forces and larger groups; other times they're self-contained symbols, their loathsomeness obvious."

    Rapper 50 Cent is the only rapper to make the list this year, checking in at number 48.

    "Look at you, up from the underground with mix tapes and DVDs in hand, riding the coattails of Jam Master Jay's murder into the TRL ether," the article reads. "We probably could have handled the Teen People cover, but the Teen People centerfold was off the cliff: You posed in a bulletproof vest for a glossy magazine aimed at 12-year-old girls. Did you know that the press release for your Grammy performance had you next to Celine Dion and Richard Marx? Time to go get fitted for a pair of MC Hammer pants and bring your act to Foxwoods."

    Bruce Ratner, the multi-millionaire developer led the purchase of the New Jersey Nets with a group of investors that included Jay-Z, checked in at number 49.

    "It would be nice to have a pro team back in Brooklyn," The New York Press quipped. "It would also be nice if wings sprouted from our shoulders and we could fly like pixies. Wannabe Batman villain Bruce Ratner pays no heed to the heinous traffic mess a new arena would create for Flatbush and Atlantic Aves. He speaks nothing of the people forced out of their homes, nor of the enormous amount of public dough needed to fund his private enterprise, nor of the dozens of buildings being condemned at ludicrously undervalued prices—even as his nearby, failed Atlantic Center Mall depends on City Hall back-scratches to pay rent. A true visionary, Ratner can only see his multi-billion-dollar dream extending heavenward. The people of Brooklyn are just diorama props for investor display, pouring soda and serving hot dogs at minimum wage."

    Donny Deutsch, the D in Russell Simmons' defunct advertising venture D-Rush, also made the list.

    "The chief of David Deutsch Associates says he only hires 'jews, chicks and fags,' and is known for tearing off his shirt during office hours and saying—without irony—things like, 'I can kick the ass of any CEO in advertising!' Think Steven Seagal meets Charlotte Beers. The "Elvis of Advertising" has been dabbling with a CNBC talk show and even told New York magazine that he'd consider running for mayor. Qualifications: good at selling sh*t, does lots of pushups. Look out, Bloomie.'

    The Hilton Sisters, Lenny Kravitz, the cast of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Moby, Sarah Jessica Parker, Donald Trump, Howard Stern, Rupert & Lachlan Murdoch all made the list, while former Mayor Rudy Giuliani landed at the number 1 spot.
    If your life is easy, you're doing something wrong.

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