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    hey anyone have tha Pimp Like Me lyrics if u do PM me

  • #2
    get air quicklyyyyyyyyyyyy

    Fuck I thought you was a d12 promoter, you got fuckin nearly 250 posts shit dawg. Get some fresh air aiight? lol


    • #3
      aight bitch

      man i do get air bitch and i do promote it u fuckin little bitch i wont say shit bout ur fuckin group fuckin stan at least i aint takin ems style hoe haha hope i dont offend u


      • #4

        and how old r u? lol


        • #5
          get some air quickllllllllllyyyyyyyyy

          get some air quick get ff em and D12 jock fo one second haha


          • #6
            D-burna's right sarcazm. Not tryin to offened you. But please, you aint original, your style aint original... nothing about you is original. Your not gonna make it tryin to be Em, or D-12 peeps are just goona look at you and laugh and talk shit... Just like there doing right now, on that other post. So please help yourself and all of us, and stop posting the same pictures of you and your buddies (stan, and the C-3 or 4 or do yall have alter egos too?). Shit peeps are so pathatic these dayz.

            And to believe you tried to tell me wait till your on TRL!! haha your just gonna be dissed like limp for copyin.


            • #7

              me im 14 but man i promote im deal wit grown up type shit tho


              • #8
                about 3 years late but

                I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth
                This is straight G shit
                And all you can do is respect it

                [Swifty McVay]
                Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVay
                None of y'all *****z got shit to say
                Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee
                Plus I'm big headed runnin things my way
                A selfish man, the back of the hand
                Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can
                Prostitute, I want my loot
                And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man and
                Y'all givin *****z what they needin
                'til bitches understand I'm mean and
                Swift McVay is, blowin up
                Courvosier 'til I'm throwin up
                Wanna playa hate me, bitch so what?
                What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?
                All you wanna do is wanna stick him up
                You wanna rob me but I got too much (hah)
                D-12, naturally lifted
                You *****z better duck when I cock the biscuit
                You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you
                Your entourage, ***** fuck them too
                I got grenades
                What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do?
                (Y'all ain't gon' shoot)
                Y'all major soft
                Cops gettin mad cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough
                blood and shit
                That's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch?
                So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck
                If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it)
                Even if the ***** don't care to nut
                For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks
                Respect the game, you just a slut
                So open your legs up and get my duck

                [Chorus: Eminem w/ Dina Rae]
                You just a .. (hoe)
                You just my .. (hoe)
                Dirty-ass .. (hoe)
                I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
                {*repeat first part 3X*}

                Go get my .. (dough)
                Go bring me my .. (dough)
                Dirty-ass .. (hoe)
                I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch

                I don't spit game, no longer than my name
                Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same
                Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me
                Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)
                And knowin the fact, I was born to mack
                That's why I got a hoe in the back, blowin my sac
                Got good game, that's a hood thang
                What'd you brang, loot or poo-tang?
                Let 'em all bang, run that cheese
                Tell that trick ***** (come back please!)
                Rob a L7, that's a square
                You a bottom hoe, you got to know
                Off you I plan to make a lot of dough
                So suck fast bitch, and swallow slow
                {*swish-slap-swish*} (AH!) Bitch quit talkin back
                {*swish-slap-swish*} (AH!) Now walk the track

                [Kon Artis]
                I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas
                You get slapped when we're short of cash
                I get whiplash when I hit the gas
                And I holla out the window of the hatch
                Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's, it
                Suck it stroke it make me rich
                As a token of my appreciation it's
                another client for you to hit
                I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids
                You shoulda picked another occupation trick
                Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me
                and I'ma slap you up in this truck
                You must be out your mind or somethin
                Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin
                Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin
                You don't work? You make nothin
                I'm just another case of a lazy husband

                I want the paper stack
                Buy you an outfit, then take it back
                When you page me BITCH I never page you back
                You only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup)
                Hoes recognize, and *****z do too
                Cause they realize that *****z do shoot
                Don't like a chick that act too cute
                Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)
                And don't be askin me, all kind of questions
                All harassin me, callin stressin
                Or I may have to release some aggression
                Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
                Lookin for handouts like you my damn spouse
                Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now
                Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house
                Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch


                Sell that pussy
                Sell that pussy bitch
                Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
                You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch
                Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks
                *****z want pussy, and I need cash
                So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
                Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
                Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims
                (Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)
                Shut up bitch, you talk too much
                Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
                You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin
                Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin
                Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of
                Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)
                Go suck dick at a bachelor party
                So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody


                [Eminem w/ Dina Rae]
                You just a .. (hoe)
                You just a .. (hoe)
                That's all you is .. (hoe, hoe, hoe)
                You just a, dirty ass bitch
                A dirty ass, nasty ass, stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch
                (Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha... (lahhh-aHHH)
                But I love you... (hahaha) .. Kim (mmm)

                [Outro - Kuniva]
                And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimpin
                You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen
                you ever seen in yo' god damn life
                Yo this is Rondell Beene on the scene
                And we keep the pussyholes smilin, because we always whylin
                YouknowhatI'msayin? Fuck all what everybody else talkin about
                We let you know right here
                Big pimpin, it ain't dead, we love gettin head, in a dirty-ass bed
                That's just what we do
                You know we was throwin heroin pimp parties back in 1968
                The pussy is all great
                I'll see you at eight, bitch


                • #9
                  Well just a easy tip next time go to google and type: D12 pimp like me lyrics. You will get alot of sites with the lyrics then


                  • #10
                    I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch


                    • #11
                      ................... Riiight.

                      The Only Good Thing About Reading This Was Seeing That People Were Hating On Casm Even In 2001.
                      I'm making a D12World comeback


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