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    I kinda thought of these while I was out and I thought id come back and post it as a thread cause id like to see what yall come up with. On pistol pistol where Bizarre lists shit that a gun would make shit do like makin a muslim dye his hair blonde, well here are ones i made up...

    It will make Christopher Reeves stand up and run.
    It will make Stephen Hawking start talking.
    It will make Debbie Mathers settle the court case with her son.
    It will make Lil Bow Wow start dating.
    It will make Dirty Marcus......... stop masturbating.

    I want to hear what u come up with, post them.

    Marcus.

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    It will make ICP stop wearing make-up
    It will make Beyonce make herself look ugly as fuck
    It will make Jim Care stop doing weird faces
    It will make Da Ghost...... stop sticking up tridents in dem hataz's asses!!
    "Shady stay creative baby hold your head up, don't you let up
    one bit on these motherfuckin suckers you're a soldier +GET UP+
    STAND UP FOR WHAT YOU BELIEVE IN, LONG AS YOU BREATHIN
    THEY JEALOUS OF YOU MAN THAT'S THE ONLY REASON THEY BEEFIN!"
    - Part of Eminem's best verse, wich is part of D12's best song: Words Are Weapons

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    • #3
      It'd make

      It will make Run DMC start to sport Nike (my A-di-das!!)
      It will make Britney Speares break down and admit she like me
      It will make "juggalos" go out and get a life
      It will make Kim Mathers put down the fuckin' knife
      It will make more kids in High School put on black trenchcoats
      It will make bitches like Mariah start to carry fret notes
      It will make George W. Bush stop snortin' coke
      It will make Ross Perot go flat broke
      It will make Sally Struthers start taking aerobics
      It will make Elton John....turn homphobic!

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      • #4
        It will make EMIN3M_2001 come out of the closet
        It will make J-Dogg stop fuckin his hermaphrodite self. Putin his dick in his pussy makin babies.
        It will make Janetlynn stop goin down on ladies.
        It will make Faggy 2 gay... stop suckin off silent gay.
        It will make Sarcazms bro go to take a bath.
        It will make 8 Ball....Shut his fuckin mouth and get murderd by my rath.

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        • #5
          It'll make OJ Simpson guilty
          It'll make the Olsen twins slutty and filthy
          It'll make a sumo skinny
          It'll make a Hitler change his name to Lenny
          It'll make Britney Spear Mandy Moore
          It'll make Webster act hardcore
          It'll make Chris Farley resurrect
          It'll make Wu protect they neck...
          My Eminem and D12 collection for sale

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          • #6
            This .9'll make Jigga get a lip extraction/
            It'll make Ben Affleck start singin...and quit the actin/
            It'll make Jayo Felony start B Walkin/
            It'll make Brad Pitt find a light socket to stick his cock in/
            It'll make Ally McBeal start eating/
            It'll make the L.A.P.D. stop the ***** beating/
            It'll make Nelly diss the St Lunatics/
            It'll make Eminem leave D-12 and join a new clique/
            It'll make Dre 3000 change his name/
            It'll make the Toronto Blue Jays.....start winning baseball games
            Go CANADA

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            • #7
              raise da roof!!!!!!!!!
              NUFF-Z <---- "z" pronounced "zed"

              http://www.angelfire.com/sports/meth...saidbanner.gif

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              • #8
                Sheets, u came up with some dope ones, i like the OJ Simpson line, that shit is funny...

                Marcus

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                • #9
                  sheets that was tight
                  R.I.P - Proof

                  "Pull you out the truck and beat you ass worse then Reginald Denny"
                  -Bizarre-

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                  • #10
                    mine

                    this 9'll make the sun stop burnin
                    and also make the earth stop turnin'
                    it'll make Stevie Wonder see again,
                    it'll make the smallest mexican, the hardest european,
                    il'll make santa clause slit his own throat
                    it'll make the hardest ma'fucka' --milk a fuckin goat
                    it'll make you wash behind ur ear
                    it'll be quite, while tellin u to bring yo bitch here
                    it'll boyscouts go rob a bank
                    it'll make Master P, give up his fuckin tank
                    it'll make Rosa Parks go to the back of the bus
                    it'll make u say Revs' the wackest mc, that i trust,
                    it'll make wilma flintstone wash her fuckin bust
                    it'll make this wack rhyme to start grooving
                    il'll make the ocean stop moving
                    it'll make u lock a cop up
                    it'll make kill yo kids and u don't give a fuck
                    mr. poop chute banger says....
                    Homeland Security Advisory System
                    http://www.dhs.gov/xinfoshare/progra...ease_0046.shtm
                    is wrestling fake?
                    http://www.wimp.com/fake/

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                    • #11
                      that some funny shit sheets.....
                      Dirty Shady
                      Straight Outta Tha D
                      RIP - all lost on 9-11-2001

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                      • #12
                        It will make lil romeo stop copying lil bow wow
                        It will make Shadys Lady become Kim again
                        It will make Hailie Jade start cussin
                        It will make Christina swallow twice a day instead of 5 times a day
                        It will make Justin dump tha Britney slut
                        It will make Mariah Careys fake boobs fall out
                        It will make all tha kids start flipping their parents off
                        It will make Kim Scotts fake tits fall out (haha, she has a boob job too, believe it or not!)
                        It will make Nelly scared of his group St. Luni-dicks
                        It will make all of Ushers girls THAT HE ONCE KNEW (lol) kill them selves.
                        IT will make 2 pac come back(I wish he could, I miss tha pac!)
                        It will make mystical actually have some songs that sound different
                        It will make ICP take off their fuckin make up!
                        It will make Slim Shady sing about love for Kim
                        It will make the birds stop shitin on your cars wind shield
                        It will make the trees leaves to stop flowing in tha wind
                        It will make Slim Shady date ARIELLE SHADY (I WISH, DAMN!)

                        Thats it ahahhaha

                        :D

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                        • #13
                          Yo thanks to all the brothaz that gave me props
                          Go CANADA

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                          • #14
                            it will make all of you computer hermits go outside and tan

                            it will make old ladies with purple hair decide to drive faster

                            it will make cheerleaders quit sayin "oh my goodness"

                            it will make maryland teachers quit molesting their students

                            it will make MTV go country.

                            it will make laywers wave their one third atturny fee.

                            it will make me quit tryin to rhyme this shit because i'm a blues singer and sure as hell cant spit



                            ok its morning and i'm out
                            The Good Die Young
                            Deshaun D. Holton
                            PROOF
                            1973-2006


                            Proof,
                            Thank you for lettin me know your still here with me.
                            I love you bro,
                            Laura

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                            • #15
                              sheets, marcus, and rev got the rap going!!!
                              NUFF-Z <---- "z" pronounced "zed"

                              http://www.angelfire.com/sports/meth...saidbanner.gif

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