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    Proof as gonna release Pimp Like Me before he got high
    He was gonna send the radio a copy before he got high
    Now he's laying in the streets with a .40 and he knows whyyyyyyy
    Because He Got High, Because He Got High, Because He Got Highhhhhhh

    Em was gonna stop fucking Destiny's Child but then he got high (Ooooooooooooooooo)
    He was gonna stop mooning gangs on Belle Isle but then he got high
    Now he'll be fucking Beyonce for a while and he know's whyyyyy heyyyyyyy
    Because He Got High, Because He Got High, Because He Got Highhhhhhh

    Swift was gonna stop cussing out loud in public but then he got high
    Ya he was gonna get his childrens story published but then he got high
    But then he pulled out his dick and rubbed it and he knows whyyyyy heyyyyyyyy
    Because He Got High, Because He Got High, Because He Got Highhhhhhh

    Denaun was gonna stop watching porn but then he got high
    He was gonna change the channel to KoRn but then he got high (OOOOoooooooooooooooooooo)
    Now his remote control is sticky and he knows whyyyyyyy heyyyyyyyyyy
    Because He Got High, Because He Got High, Because He Got Highhhhhhh

    Biz was gonna stopfucking midgets before he got high
    He was gonna get a super model with big tits before he got highhhh
    Now he's back to fucking cows and he knows whyyyyy heyyyyyyyyyy
    Because He Got High, Because He Got High, Because He Got Highhhhhhh

    Kuniva was gonna stop drinking liquor but then he got high (Oooooooooooooo)
    He was gonna stop boozin with his pam anderson picture but then he got highhh
    Now he's wearing an Esham Smith sticker and he knows whyyyyyy
    Because He Got High, Because He Got High, Because He Got Highhhhhhh

    I wasnt gonna write this shit but then I got high (OOooooooooooo)
    I wasnt gonna listen to the St Lunatics but then I got high
    Now i'm typing this with my dick and I know whyyyyyy heyyyyyyyy
    Because I'm High, Because I'm High, Because I'm Highhhhhhh
    Go CANADA

  • #2
    LMAO...Damn, Sheets, That's some funny shit!

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    • #3
      LOL

      Afroman would be proud....LoL
      "Say you rollin on dubs, I'll roll over ya shit in a tank/
      I'm th greatest rapper since _____, fill in th blank/"

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      • #4
        good shit

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Sheets

          Ya he was gonna get his childrens story published but then he got high
          that line was dope
          this joke : how many hiphoppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? .................. three, one to screw in the new lightbulb, and two to argue over how much better the old one was.

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          • #6
            thats skill...you ever hear the songe Dope Fiend by Afroman?
            You know why my head is so numb?

            Straight []D*[]*[]V[]*[]D

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            • #7
              Sheets is on proofs d!ck, because hes a dickrider/
              He has proofs dick in his mouth, because hes a dickrider/
              Now he has cum on his chin, and i now why/
              Babys are growin in his throat, and i know why/
              Balls smackin on his chin, because hes a dickrider/
              Prolly wants to be in the video, because hes a dickrider/



              Ps i know this didnt rhyme, and i didnt intend it to even flo good. I just wanted to point out that sheets has proofs dick so far down his throat he can hardly pronounce words clearly. And i dont give a fuck what you say, you made this song, because yoru a fuckin dickrider, shut the fuck up.
              The Family Picture
              http://people.mw.mediaone.net/hlindner/imageGPA.JPGhttp://people.mw.mediaone.net/hlindner/image780.JPG
              (This is me, the pictures crappy but ill put up a better one as soon as get it.)

              "I tell it like it is like aaron neville"
              JoJo Pellegrino

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              • #8
                The fuck? I aint a dick rider sucka, i was actually high and listening to that song when I wrote that......
                Go CANADA

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Sheets
                  The fuck? I aint a dick rider sucka, i was actually high and listening to that song when I wrote that......
                  Yea you should never mix cum with weed.
                  The Family Picture
                  http://people.mw.mediaone.net/hlindner/imageGPA.JPGhttp://people.mw.mediaone.net/hlindner/image780.JPG
                  (This is me, the pictures crappy but ill put up a better one as soon as get it.)

                  "I tell it like it is like aaron neville"
                  JoJo Pellegrino

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                  • #10
                    it was good, it's just that the real version already annoys the shit out of me

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by OoompaLoompa


                      Yea you should never mix cum with weed.
                      i'm gonna have to stick with my fellow canadian on this one......baby dick(low blow) i know........j/k....the song ain't dickridin...
                      NUFF-Z <---- "z" pronounced "zed"

                      http://www.angelfire.com/sports/meth...saidbanner.gif

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                      • #12
                        lol thats was really good sheets
                        Moe is a privilege, not a right

                        ...Betta Known As Tha DirtyDozenBabe...

                        Im The Illest White Girl..

                        I know my looks can be deceivin'

                        HeArT(U)BrEaKeR


                        oops

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                        • #13
                          That was funny

                          Yo Sheets that was some pretty hilarious stuff u put in there. Until next time Da313Diva says keep gettin' high
                          You're so poor, I came into your house, dropped a cigarette, and the roaches came out clappin' their hands and stompin' their feet, singing, "Thank the Lord we got heat."

                          http://www.cartoondollzhome.homestea...s/couple04.gif
                          REV & DA313DIVA sittin' in a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g, first came love, then came marriage, then came the baby in the baby carriage

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                          • #14
                            sheets.. nice my man!

                            oompa.. fuck off punk.

                            once again, nice job sheets
                            ------------------------------------
                            "He Who Makes a Beast Out of Himself, Gets Rid of the Pain of Being a Man."
                            ------------------------------------

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                            • #15
                              u got a lot of skill =
                              [color=Royal blue]Fuck Everything.[/color]

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