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  • Em's funniest lines

    have you got any particular phrases eminem has said or rapped? let us know...some of you might agree.

    this ones mad rappa AND em

    mad rappa: man i bet you 50 bucks you wont jump out the window shady

    (window smashing sound )

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    eminem: pay me
    ______________________________________

    eminem: im crazy with this razor, with this razor im crazy, with this crazor im razy, razor crazed IM CRAZY!
    Originally posted by eminememinemyum
    Omfg eminem I can't believe it he is so fit and I wanna do him but I can't cause if I ever saw him I might just die omgomgomg
    I love eminem more than you cause i'm so groupie and I'd eat his shit.

  • #2
    another i like

    Earth calling, pilot to co-pilot, looking for life on this planet sir, no sign of it.
    All I can see is a bunch of smoke flyin and im so high that I might die if I go by it.
    Let me outta this place I'm outta place. Im in outta space, I just vanished without a trace.
    (says calmly) I'm going to a pretty place now where the flowers grow, i'll be back in an hour or so.
    Originally posted by eminememinemyum
    Omfg eminem I can't believe it he is so fit and I wanna do him but I can't cause if I ever saw him I might just die omgomgomg
    I love eminem more than you cause i'm so groupie and I'd eat his shit.

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    • #3
      this ones mad rappa AND em

      mad rappa: man i bet you 50 bucks you wont jump out the window shady

      (window smashing sound )

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

      eminem: pay me
      :-)2 That is funny what song is it in

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      • #4
        its called 'we crazy' i'll post the full lyrics hang on
        Originally posted by eminememinemyum
        Omfg eminem I can't believe it he is so fit and I wanna do him but I can't cause if I ever saw him I might just die omgomgomg
        I love eminem more than you cause i'm so groupie and I'd eat his shit.

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        • #5
          correction: the song is called 'stir crazy' soz.

          Artist: Madd Rapper f/ Eminem(uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh fuck yeah
          when I'm not at home, beating my shit to death
          I'm listening to the Madd Rapper's album
          This is Ken Kaniff, and I'm still mad as hell...fuck you)

          (Eminem)
          I'm crazy with this razor with this razor I'm crazy
          With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed I'm crazy!
          (Ok I'm Re-Loaded!!) Go Bring Jay-Z!!!
          (Tell them him I'ma ghostwrite for him!!) Over Dre's Beats!!!
          Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket
          At the banquet and started to spank it (AHHH!!)
          Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank
          At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her
          But I didn't take nothing (Thanks!)
          Every bullet came from the same gun
          Just from different angles, cause I was pickin' strange places to aim from
          (Mad Rapper: Man, I bet you 50 bucks you won't jump out the window Shady)
          <crash> (Ahhhh!!) Pay me

          (Madd Rapper)
          Psych, no way fucked up in the head
          Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (Wait, wait, wait)
          I'm a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed
          Or I just might start a fist fight instead
          See as far as the dough go
          I go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local Sunoco
          Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa
          Jump turnstyles, then run from po po

          Chorus: (2x)
          Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy
          Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy
          Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazy
          Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)

          (Madd Rapper)
          Yo yo, i wish I'd been aborted
          My pockets got a shortage
          Everything I wanna floss I can't afford it
          I'm tryin to sell a O', my pops tryin' to snort it
          My daughter's babysitter is about to be deported
          I'm mad cause I still stand in line for clubs
          Mad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God Dammit Spike!!!)
          Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out
          Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like...
          (Eh.... Oh... Dude... That shit's crazy man... oohhhh..... This is
          incredible... ohhh....)
          Fuck that Slim keep that for yourself
          You a crazy white dude and u need some help, word

          (Eminem)
          I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home
          What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone?
          I'm straight viscious I hit you with plates and dishes
          Leave you eight stitches, what I'm gay cause I hate bitches?
          Slut dont be nice to me, I've had it with girls
          And i'll still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me (Sorry!)
          You're hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin' brains out
          Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse
          Spread out on a blood stained couch
          In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house
          I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson
          In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores **whistling**
          Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented
          I'll throw a stroller at u, with a baby in it
          Go ahead pull the plug, think I won't smack you
          I just dropped a fuckin' pill mom, dont vacuum!!!

          Chorus (2x)
          Originally posted by eminememinemyum
          Omfg eminem I can't believe it he is so fit and I wanna do him but I can't cause if I ever saw him I might just die omgomgomg
          I love eminem more than you cause i'm so groupie and I'd eat his shit.

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          • #6
            Got a blowjob from Paula Jones, and stuffed it so far in her mouth
            my balls broke both of her collarbones (OWW!)
            Told Mya this shit was all about me-ah ("It's all about me..")
            Gave Alyssa Milano syphillis, mono and gonorrhea ("You're a dick!")
            And all three of my main girls said SEE-YA
            Cause Brandy and Monica walked in and caught me fuckin Aaliyah
            (What? Oh my God!) I splish splash while I'm takin a bath
            Grab a handful of pills, break em in half, take em and laugh
            White trash -- fuckin your wife in the ass ("Oh! Ooh Shady! Oooh!")
            While you're out siphoning gas for your lawnmower to cut the grass
            Originally posted by eminememinemyum
            Omfg eminem I can't believe it he is so fit and I wanna do him but I can't cause if I ever saw him I might just die omgomgomg
            I love eminem more than you cause i'm so groupie and I'd eat his shit.

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            • #7
              yo quit posting so damn much

              Eminem - "But in the midst of all this anger and this angst
              Never once did you hear me say I'm a gangster and I aint hear no complaints"

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              • #8
                i know..damn...post 5/8 posts on your own thread.

                "when it comes to that/ i hit harder from the back/ than everlast/ when hes pluggin lethal in his fuckin ass"

                ^one of my favorites
                Bay Area Love
                Go 49ers
                Raiders suck

                N1ggaz bustin shots like they lost they minds
                Like 25 - Life never crossed they miiiinds
                -2pac

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                • #9
                  i like happy things im really calm and peaceful i like birds bees & ppl i like funny things that make me happy and gleeful like when my teacher sucked my wee wee in free school
                  THEY FOUND SADDAM BUT THEY AINT GONNA FIND ME ILL BE UNDER A TREE IN BUTTFUCK TENNESSEE - BIzZARE

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                  • #10
                    lol....and i can post lots if i want its my thread naa naa
                    Originally posted by eminememinemyum
                    Omfg eminem I can't believe it he is so fit and I wanna do him but I can't cause if I ever saw him I might just die omgomgomg
                    I love eminem more than you cause i'm so groupie and I'd eat his shit.

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                    • #11
                      ^arse Hole^

                      Eminem - "But in the midst of all this anger and this angst
                      Never once did you hear me say I'm a gangster and I aint hear no complaints"

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                      • #12
                        haha as soon as i saw this topic i was thinking of stir crazy.. dayum
                        Bang-bang when i chitty-chitty

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                        • #13
                          that one line where he says somthing about Britney and givin' him back his $16...that's funny...my mind is blank on it tho...

                          and his verse on "Ain't nuttin' but Music" and "Purple Pills" is funny...
                          oldskoolavatar

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                          • #14
                            whats your prob with posting so much? thats a good rap, and first off...tha guy asked for the full lyrics...
                            check out my rap battle website.... www.underground-rappers.com
                            Http://www.underground-rappers.com/ - Underground Rap Battling Home!

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                            • #15
                              what the hell?
                              Originally posted by eminememinemyum
                              Omfg eminem I can't believe it he is so fit and I wanna do him but I can't cause if I ever saw him I might just die omgomgomg
                              I love eminem more than you cause i'm so groupie and I'd eat his shit.

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