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    2 death wishes

    1.
    Walking through the woods one day, you encounter a group of devil worshipers who are disemboweling a small boy. You tell them what they're doing is cowardly, unnatural, and morally wrong, and you're sure they would never try it on a grown-up. Especially one like yourself, who loves Jesus, and always wears his crucifix proudly. You also say that you just arrived from Australia, have no local friends or living relatives, and are planning to establish a Christian church called Fuck Lucifer. Then you order them to stay where they are, because you're leaving to get the police.

    2.
    Three sadistic sex maniacs have entered your house, and they find you naked in the shower. The most coherent among them asks if he can play with your genitals. You lose your temper and say, ""Listen, you perverted, lunatic fuck, leave my sex organs alone. And tell your drooling, fruitcake buddies I would rather place my cock in that paper shredder located by the window, or my testicles into the Cuisinart, which is in the kitchen on the right-hand shelf, then let you disgusting degenerates touch my private parts."

    Thats how people get fucked up
    Have a nice afterlife

    Got my Devil's Night CD today and its all good. ]
    Also, fuck Pizzo at hiphopsite for saying that D12 is not even close Eminems level of skill on his review. That guy must be fuckign deaf.
    this joke : how many hiphoppers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? .................. three, one to screw in the new lightbulb, and two to argue over how much better the old one was.

  • #2
    Yo I just picked up the Devils Night cd and it's hot shit.Me and SATAN was wait'in out side HMV at kingsway 4 1hour till it opened.And now I cain't stop listening 2 it.And props 2 D12 4 thank'in the Dirty heads and tha Dirty Nation.
    DAYZ IS SHORT AND LIFE IS SHORTER.
    Keep it real.

    www.cvsfinest.com <---real hiphop

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