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  • If hip hop was a high school

    I got this from another forum.


    F HIP-HOP WAS A HIGH SCHOOL.......


    Lil Kim would be the school hoe.

    J-Lo would be the school slut.

    Master P would be the loser that nobody really knows, who wears his own clothes that nobody likes, but still makes it on the basketball team.

    Nas would be the dude normal popular kids cudnt figure out, but around his crew he was tha shit. And would be low key smart

    Jay-Z would be the kid who emberrassed the shit outta anyone who tried to diss him...

    Memphis Bleek would be known as jays side kick

    Westside Connection would be the school bullies that beat everybody up.

    Dr. Dre would be the O.G. that knew everything and was respected by everyone.

    Beyonce would be the most popular girl in school and be the captain of the cheer squad.

    G-Unit would be the crew that talked shit about everyone and jumped kids

    R Kelly would be the dude that graduated 3 years ago and still goes back to the school to talk to girls.

    Ciara would be the best girl dancer and head of the dance and cheer team.

    Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with black guys and had all of their respects.

    KRS1 would be a english teacher

    Pharrell would be that black guy who hangs with the white and asian kids but still get respect from the black kids.

    Fat Joe would be the fat kid no one liked

    Lil Jon would be the loud special ed student that takes classes at the back of the school.

    Ludacris would be the class clown.

    Kanye West would be the best dressed guy at school who gets along with everyone but the principal.

    Outkast would be the two guys who wear their own unique style of clothing.

    Chingy would be the annoying kid that wouldnt shut up

    50 cent would be the guy who's been shot before and thinks he's cool because of that. And would have beef with everybody at school

    Ja Rule would be the wannabe thug that gets beat up by 50 cent

    Biggie would be the fat ugly guy with the fine girlfriend who has
    everyone wondering how he hooked that shit up, and gets all their respect because of it.

    Nelly would be the pretty-boy sophomore that plays on the varsity football team and all the females love him and most of the guys hate him.

    And Murphy lee would get all the fine girls simply because he hangs with Nelly.

    Lil Bow Wow would be that skinny loser who hangs out with his
    older brother and his crew because he has no friends of his own.

    Suge Knight would be the football coach

    Christina Milian: the pretty sweet girl that everyone wants to tap but she's a virgin and only talks to pretty boys.

    Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.

    Young Buck would be the crazy dude who gets suspended for stabbing someone in the bathroom

    Cassidy would be the young freshman kid who is the best freestyler and is loved by girls and respected by dudes.

    Usher would be the school's hottest guy but is secretly gay.

    Juvenille would be the guy u hated listening to cuz of the way he talked.

    Tony Yayo would win school spirit and would be at all the sports game cheerin the team on

    Dem Franchize boyz is the group that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance every time.

    Wayne would be the guy who freestyles out of nowhere and his rhymes are tight.

    Mariah Carey would be the mixed girl that looked white that only likes black guys.

    Jermaine Dupri would be school snitch who told on evrybody.

    Chris Brown would be that new kid that the ladies loved but the guys picked on.

    Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number... and somehow succeed.

    Mary J. would be the sweet but thugish black girl that loved to sing.

    Remy Ma would be that one really concieted gurl who jus knows she's fine, when really all the guys jus wanna hit it.

    Snoop Dogg would be the school stoner that drives a cadillac to school and smokes in class.

    Omarion would be the schools lady man and always winning talent shows.

    Lloyd Banks would be the weird quiet kid that didnt talk to anyone and everyone was scared of him and no one knew what he was thinking

    Pretty Ricky would be the group of dudes that ran trains on alotta girls, but get picked on because the guys only respect the singer.

    P.Diddy would be vice principal

    Russel Simmins would be princeipal

    Rihanna would be the foreign exchange student from the Carribean that all the dudes hit on.

    Sean Paul would be the guy that no one understands what he's saying but still gets girls.

    FLAVA FLAV WOULD BE THE SCHOOL JANITOR WHO'S ALWAYS RIGHT ON TIME TO CLEAN THE CAFETERIA.

    Missy would be the fat ugly girl who is still popular. (hahaha thats messed up)

    Trina would be the tough but fine girl who intimidates guys.

    E-40 would be the guy that made up the coolest slang.

    Tupac would be the guy that everyone loves and respects.

    Fabolous would be the guy with 2 girlfriends and coulnt let them go and be the star of the basketball team

    T.I. would have the 24'z on his car and smoke dro outside of school.

    Xzibit would drive a different pimped out car everyday.

    Young Jeezy would be the new kid that everyones scared of

    Dmx would be the guy who was held back a caouple of times,and likes to bully the students.
    Put the the bullets in the rocket my pockets is full of cream
    i hold the steam keep the steel in my hands like wolverine-Cassidy

  • #2
    Someone else got this from another forum too
    Ctrl + Alt + ELITE!!!!!!
    Originally posted by ߞ m
    Congrats and thanks for the shoutout.

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    • #3
      whoever made this shit gott way to much fucken time on they hands
      if theres good in every evil
      then theres evil in every good

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      • #4
        Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with black guys and had all of their respects.


        ^^^^ oh yeah cus all us black folk r like bizzare proof the rest of d12 and obie trice
        if theres good in every evil
        then theres evil in every good

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        • #5
          Originally posted by gstringunit1
          Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with black guys and had all of their respects.
          ^^^^ oh yeah cus all us black folk r like bizzare proof the rest of d12 and obie trice

          Can you ever shut the fuck up thanks
          Originally posted by iSquidgey
          but if theyre hot they automatically make good music

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          • #6
            Thread fails.

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            • #7
              i've seen this already on this forum lol.
              Shaolin shadowboxing, and the Wu-Tang sword style
              If what you say is true, the Shaolin and the Wu-Tang
              could be dangerous

              SIN SQUAD!!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by gstringunit1
                Eminem would be the white dude who hangs with black guys and had all of their respects.
                ^^^^ oh yeah cus all us black folk r like bizzare proof the rest of d12 and obie trice
                now you got it dont forget 50 cent.
                I think it should be done to you
                Kill furriers, rip off their heads
                Grate their skin, eat their flesh
                Break into a scientists lab
                Vivisect the fucker, stab em to death

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                • #9
                  If Hip Hop were a high school, every graduate would be a complete idiot.
                  Now let the night be dark for all of me.
                  Let the night be too dark for me to see
                  Into the future. Let what will be, be.'

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                  • #10
                    Most of them are just describing the artist/group and not even having to do with school... it's really just them now.

                    Example..
                    Dem Franchize boyz is the group that wears nothing but white tees and does the same dance every time.

                    Mike Jones would be the guy that tries to get popular by saying his name every 5 seconds and giving out his phone number... and somehow succeed.
                    But Lol @ this one..

                    Twista would be the kid who always writes 3000 word essays instead of the required 700.
                    Boston Celtics
                    New England Patriots
                    Boston Red Sox

                    Hi haters.

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                    • #11
                      I'd actually love to be in the same high school wit all these people.
                      That'd be the best school in the world.

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                      • #12
                        Urban AKA would get punked in the ass by Suge Knight

                        ~STRANGE MUSIC, INC~

                        Tech N9ne, Kutt Calhoun, Big Krizz Kaliko, Prozak, Grave Plott, Skatterman & Snug Brim

                        ALL ALBUMS IN STORES NOW!!!

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                        • #13
                          If hip hop was a high school, Aaron Spelling would film it, and 16-year-old boys from this forum would sit up all night wishing 50 Cent would ask them to the prom
                          OZ HIP HOP.COM
                          THE RAP CELLA

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by Rondell*Beene
                            If hip hop was a high school, Aaron Spelling would film it, and 16-year-old boys from this forum would sit up all night wishing Immortal Technique would ask them to the prom
                            Ctrl + Alt + ELITE!!!!!!
                            Originally posted by ߞ m
                            Congrats and thanks for the shoutout.

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                            • #15
                              niggyfromdablock made this like a month ago

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