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  • Ja Rule Diss Parody

    I know I posted this in General but it's gotta be seen by a lotta people so I'm postin' it here ... add onto it 'n gimme responses cuz this shit's too funny

    This is some shit I just wrote cuz I was bored 'n it's some funny ass shit ... it's a parody to Baby with lyrics from Ja Rule's point of view ... feel free to add onto it ... I want this shit to go on for a while cuz I think I'm gonna end up hearin' some funny ass fuckin' shit!

    Ja Rule Diss
    Ashanti – Baby (Parody)

    Shady Shady Shady Shady Shady…
    Shady Shady Shady Shady Shady...

    When I saw you on my name is
    I almost fainted
    Yes it’s true I wanted to – jus’ plug you up your anus
    I’m not a criminal or a racist
    Or a rapist
    But I like this white dude wit blow up dolls up on stages
    I followed you like paparazzi
    I never talked ta Gotti
    Cuz I thought he’d think I was gay
    But boy you was my ray
    Of sun shine
    ‘N I know my mouth – I run mine
    But I wanna eat’chu like it’s lunchtime
    What makes me cum is your fuckin’ punchlines
    I know that more than some find … me gay cuz I’m singin’
    You make me wanna fall like the bridges in England
    Tinglin’ gettin' the butterflies
    I think of you ‘n jack off wit the condom ‘n then the rubber flies
    Across the room … I will not assume
    Your gay … in the winter I’ll make you hot ‘til June
    And fuck Hailey …
    And fuck D’Angelo Bailey
    I have wet dreams of sex scenes wit me fuckin’ you daily

    Shady Shady Shady Shady Shady…
    Shady Shady Shady Shady Shady...
    Talib Kweli:
    We make the squares dance, and get the do like dosey
    Y'all *****z roll with pussy-cats like Josey


    Talib Kweli:
    *****z be claiming shit, find a gangsta movie, put
    they name in it, biting like there ain't no shame in it
    You the hardest on the beat, I'm the fire that you playing with
    You a artist from the street, I'll give you the blood to paint it with
    So yeah I'm positive, I'm positive I'm the best
    Spit bullets to split ya vest and deposit them in ya chest


    Talib Kweli:
    Kweli -- spruce to the tree, Bruce to the Lee
    Favorite emcee, that your favorite rapper used to be
    One by one I knock 'em out like Schoolly D - my rhymes is eulogy
    A flea could move a tree, before ya think ya movin me
    I black and blue emcees - actin new to me, get smacked stupidly
    That lack skills, like the black community lack unity (uh)


    Eminem:
    You beef wit me, I'ma even the score equally
    Take you on Jerry Springer, and beat ya ass legally

  • #2
    im going to murder you.

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    • #3
      not really worthey of a "lol"
      I'm a white hetrosexual male; a member of the only group of people left in the world that you can say anything about and there wont be a protest the next day.


      "Muthafuckas talk about all this black this and white this. Hip-hop started in the biggest melting pot of America which is New York. You had whites, blacks latinos, and all kinds of shit when hip-hop first started. For people to say that this is strictly for the blacks and shit, uh nobody said that when all the white kids started buying NWA albums when they had no radio play. But now it's a problem cause they are buying the Eminem records?" - Proof

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      • #4
        lo...........^ yeah ur right
        I still can't believe you are gone.....

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        • #5
          ummm....
          gggg-unit
          shady till i die\till pigs start to fly\i keep a ***** high\*****s know when they try-to go against me\when you walk in the beef u already to deep\*****s cant sleep\they wantin to get some with me its been done im a outsider like pacewon\but in the end its been done\starivng like street bums\for the heat that i bring\so heated i leave bitches bubbling like hot springs\so dont mistake me for a bitch cuss im not that one\i spit shit so toxic that im putting S.A.R.S in yo lungs

          this my shit muthafuka!!!!!

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          • #6
            why?


            Strictly Lyrical...

            Representin tha M-I...616

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            • #7
              WTF?
              ummm....right....

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              • #8
                ^^^^ :resses tha agree button:: i...agree heh
                Mafia Mascot

                Yeah.. I went there

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