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  • Snacks and Shit

    Anyone else seen this site? http://www.snacksandshit.com/

    Basically, they take horrendous rap lyrics and mock them. It's hilarious.

    Also, if any runs across other bars that fall in this category, put em in here

  • #2
    Example:

    "I fuck the baddest bitches. I don't wanna talk about it."
    - 50 Cent, I Don't Wanna Talk About It by G-Unit

    When I heard this line I was driving. I literally took my hands off of the steering wheel, my eyes opened wider then they had for weeks, and my jaw dropped open.

    "I fuck the baddest bitches. I don't want to talk about it." This is so defensive and insecure.

    Oh... my... God.

    Filed under: So obviously wants to talk about it

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    • #3
      "I'ma have to show *****s how easily we blow *****s."

      -DMX, Ruff Ryders Anthem

      The only thing gayer than blowing a bunch of dudes is showing a whole bunch of other dudes how easy it is for you to do it.


      lol

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      • #4
        ^Was just about to quote that DMX one. Hilarious.

        "Ladies tell the truth. You know I'm cute."

        Tony Yayo, So Seductive

        Despite the fact that it's TERRIBLY insecure to say "You know I'm cute" to a bunch of ladies... why the fuck is he convinced they're lying about it?

        Filed under: So insecure, conspiracy theorist
        Originally posted by iSquidgey
        but if theyre hot they automatically make good music

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        • #5
          good find
          04
          best class of rb...end of discussion
          Tanner, Otto, Slyk, Dirty F, Magnum, Italian Em, Noid 4 Vet
          XBL: Passed0utAwake
          ^thats a zero not an O

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          • #6
            My new favorite:

            "I get on stage, I throw lettuce and cabbage."

            -Kool Keith, Operation Extortion

            This wouldn't even be cool if everyone in the audience was a turtle.

            Filed under: Worst concert ever
            Originally posted by iSquidgey
            but if theyre hot they automatically make good music

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            • #7
              The Jay-Z one on the first page is fuckin funny
              Last edited by B.C. Stoner; 02-02-2010, 01:44 PM.

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              • #8
                "What the fuck, I'm an animal: half man, half mammal."

                -Jay-Z, Already Home

                And all imbecile.

                Filed under: So erroneous



                i did NOT appreciate him makin fun of T.I. tho


                edit :

                "I come through in somethin' real foolish."

                -Shawty Lo, Foolish

                Like what, that shirt/medallion combo?

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                • #9
                  "The new Benz is all white, call it John McCain."
                  - Maino, All The Above

                  Maino: Check it out, there's John McCain.
                  Somebody: What?! Where?
                  Maino: Right there, that white Mercedez... my new car.
                  Somebody: I can't be your friend because you do things like that.

                  Filed under: Worst metaphor

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                  • #10
                    e-40 has like 10
                    04
                    best class of rb...end of discussion
                    Tanner, Otto, Slyk, Dirty F, Magnum, Italian Em, Noid 4 Vet
                    XBL: Passed0utAwake
                    ^thats a zero not an O

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                    • #11
                      "I better be the only man stickin it, lickin' it like an envelope, mailin it, sealin' it. Read it."
                      - Lil Wayne, Pussy Money Weed

                      Okay, I get the "stickin' it" and "lickin' it" analogy. But mailing a pussy and having it go through the US Postal Service and then having someone read it? I mean, I don't even think that's sexual anymore.
                      04
                      best class of rb...end of discussion
                      Tanner, Otto, Slyk, Dirty F, Magnum, Italian Em, Noid 4 Vet
                      XBL: Passed0utAwake
                      ^thats a zero not an O

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                      • #12
                        "Rappers I monkey flip em."
                        - Nas, NY State of Mind Pt. II

                        Uhhh... what?

                        Filed under: Lost his mind

                        ^unfunny

                        "I'ma light this room on fire and take a nap."
                        - Slug, Rick James by Felt

                        This is the worst idea I've ever heard of... in my life.

                        Filed under: biggest idiot alive / not fun

                        ^wpg mad
                        Last edited by Nitz; 02-02-2010, 12:50 PM.

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                        • #13
                          "Yellow fists. Yellow wrists. Yellow chicks. Yellow Crys. Bitch you gotta yield, you don't see this damn yellow whip? Yellow gun. Yellow clip."
                          - Young Dro, My Girl

                          Filed under: Definitely has diabetes / go to the doctor

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                          • #14
                            "Keep your posse on my penis."
                            - Lejo, Now It's On by Tech N9ne

                            There is nothing gayer... Nothing.

                            I mean, like, even some gay dudes wouldn't want a whole group of people on their penis.

                            Filed under: Gay with a lot of dudes
                            I ran like a cheetah with thoughts of an assassin

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                            • #15
                              "I go by 'N' now -- just one syllable."
                              Nas - Can't Forget About You
                              Right, you shortened it to the easier, one-syllable "N" from the tongue-twister "Nas" ...which is also one syllable.
                              Filed Under: Not a name, just a letter
                              Nas got OWNED! I love this site! repped.
                              "Put that mayonnaise on your child."
                              - Plies, Becky
                              This is either the most crass way of a man explaining having an orgasm with a woman...
                              or Plies is the worst babysitter ever.
                              Laughed non-stop @ the bold
                              Last edited by MVP; 02-02-2010, 01:37 PM.
                              Formerly GrandHustle

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